Pick Up The Nearest Book To You, Go To Page 45, The First Sentence Of That Page Describes Your Sex L

[sgtshock]

"The coelcanth was a five-foot-long fish thought to have died out sixty five million years ago, until a specimen was pulled from the ocean in 1938."

Huh.

[Sh33p]

"The quantities C1 and C2 in Eq. (3-7), or A and alpha in the above equation, represent equally well the two constants of integration that must be introduced in the process of going from the second order differential equation (3.4) to the final solution that expresses x itself as a function of t"

Catchy.

[Yowza]

"The three different parts [i]init[/i], [i]conditions[/i] and [i]change[/i] within the brackets in the [b]for-[/b]kit can be and very well contain several expressions."

This might not end well...

[Untitled01]

"Just then, Tina winked at my sister."

I don't have a sister.

[sparkles :D]

"We're running out of ways of using the water up."

[Wikki94]

"They don't take well to strangers"

[TheSmartass]

It's a Goosebumps book.

"I always have trouble threading a needle."

...

Wow, that was depressing.

[AlphaAGENT]

"So I became an Undead Minion in the fortress of Necromancer Lord Dreadgrave"

Well, shit.

[Gammashack]

"Central High, that grand building looming in the distance as I walked to school practically every day, now would open its doors to me."

[xxfalconxx]

"it is amusing to add a body to a mask that has turned out well."

[PlasmeticRaven]

Rowdy Roddy Piper

Oh god...

[SomeRandomGuy16]

"What do I care about his reputation?"

[DaCommie1]

"They're always goin' someplace."
From my mom's copy of The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck.

[Ninja Duck]

"Help and feedback sections, perhaps with message forums to let users and experts interact."

I go on forums to interact with sex experts (or sexperts).

[pike1337]

"When learning, you take in information through your whole body."
:quagmire:

[Hoppenheimer]

"Who could be the suspect?"

fuck

[macdoo999]

"Eventually the jungle opened out into a very wide, cleared area that stretched all the way to a distant set of volcanoes."

[ironman17]

"West had still another source of worry, for he had been called in the afternoon to a case which ended very threateningly." From Herbert West - Reanimator in my Necronomicon.

Ain't truthful really; I haven't been called to any cases in the afternoons, let alone ones that ended very threateningly.

[Latex]

"they would ask me to guide them, but i couldn't go back there even if i knew the way."
okay...

[Daniel Smith]

"Blood was shed onto the door, in an instant she quickly ran outside and was never heard from again."

[[Seed Eater]]

"...for not even the minions of Cthulhu dare not speak of Y'golonac; yet the time will come when Y'golonac strides forth from the loneliness of aeons to walk among men."

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[ARitz Cracker]

"Is it true?"

[Scott_Smith]

"The Thunderhawks touched down on a landing pad that was clearly designed for freight use."

[Animosus]

"Information is often recorded in pictorial form"

looks like its just me and my right hand...

[HWECQI]

"You didn't like being a secretary?"

[LiquidNazgul]

Kamera-ya means not only "camera store" but also the store owner or store clerk.

Japanese For Busy People, Vol. I

i tried, kill me now

[TaintedTurnip]

"The most common way to fund your undergraduate study is with a student loan"

Well. That's informative.

[Missing User]

The Seventh Cervical - The anterior or costal part of the transverse process of the seventh cervical is developed from a seperate osseous centre at about the sixth month of foetal life, and joins the body and posterior division of the transverse process between the fifth and sixth years.

[ItazukiShi]

Mind you, she has a very discerning eye!

[[Pro]]

[B]"...then poured it into two exquisite seventeenth-century tea bowls."[/B]