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[Heatvision...]

"And so it began."

[Fence]

"Hiphei!"
Which roughly translates to:
"Yippee!"

[GLH]

''Insert a Game Card in the Game Card slot.''
-Ninteno 3DS Manual

Kinky videogame sex?

[Richiee]

Makes me wish he was going down on me, giving me oral sex.

[JohnnyMo]

"I do not know its name, so I call it Tao; I do not know its limit, so I call it infinite."

[bIgFaTwOrM12]

"Well, we shall sift him."

[/B/rother]

"On the other hand, i hadn't been beating her."

[Robojobo1]

'Cersei yanked her hand back'

AWWWWW YEAHHHHH

[0v3rkill2]

"They jumped in the land rover."
Oh boy...

[StJimmy]

"Off we go." said uncle Vernon.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

[Extroll]

"The cities of Germany are absolutely free, have little surrounding country, and obey the emperor when they choose, and they do not fear him or any other potentate that they have about them."

:v:

[BenduOlo]

"Zehnfausende deutscher Soldaten haben schon mit dem verhafsten Krieg Schlufs germahct, indem sie sich der Roten Armee gefangengegeben haben."

It's from a soviet pamphlet that was dropped on the germans during WWII

[Recurracy]

"He usually saw me for medical issues. He especially complained about head- and stomachaches. Doctors couldn't find a good explanation. At last I heard from a doctor the problem could be mental issues. It seemed reasonable at the time. The enormous tension he's gotta cope with had to get effect some day."

The fuck

[John Egbert]

But the half-elf knew it was useless: kender are totally immune to fear.

[ROFLBURGER]

"With Matching Sets, you can create a look for your business, organization, or even effortlessly."

PrintMaster GOLD 4.0 User's Guide

[fartparty]

Choose one of Peter Menzel's photographs, and treat it as an artistic statement of a family's values.

[editline]8th January 2012[/editline]

Maybe an English 100 textbook wasn't the best choice.

[Kaarristu]

"Stay away until you know that next royalty check is waiting for you."

Edit:

[IMG]http://oi43.tinypic.com/nfhbx0.jpg[/IMG]

[EcksDee]

Dangling from it was a beautiful amulet, a carved snake's eye in deepest blue.

Oh la la

[🐉 Big D King G]

This was no place for humans.

Eh

[ZeroTimesCookie]

a tower with a silver bell, there were children, and this is the most fantastic part.

dis gun be gud

[PlasmeticRaven]

Ear Banger.

Wow...

[Meatloaf]

"Philip grabs Bobby and tries to stop him from squirming and screaming, because the extra exertion is making the big man hemorrhage faster, the ragged wound already sending up geysers of blood in rhythm with Bobby's quickening pulse."

[Bazkip]

Oh god the nearest book was Dante's Inferno

I'm scared to look.

[editline]hm[/editline]

"There is even a time when he is unreasonable, during the mysterious medieval drama in front of the gates of Dis"

Page 45 was still in the introduction, so thankfully nothing too bad.

[asteroidrules]

[QUOTE=Region;34111611]"If Artemis had more of it, he could figure out how to contact LEP and persuade Holly to use her magic again"

:quagmire:[/QUOTE]

Love that book, also the nearest book was a 3DS manual and I can't find anything that describes that on the 45th page (which talks about camera operation).

[materialsafety]

"Some progress was made in the dry frosty weather that followed, but it was cruel work, and the animals could not feel so hopeful about it as they had felt before."

[escher]

"Tugging his forelock respectfully, he stood wincing."

[i]The Angel's Command[/i] by Brian Jacques.

[l33tkill]

"His side flared with pain, and he uttered a short grunt"

Inheritance

...Well fuck

[lolerot95]

"she stepped on it!" well... fuck

[Checkers]

"he felt quite proud of himself, he had been thoroughly practical"

cool

[BanBox]

[QUOTE]"Agent Starling, you've seen the coverage in the papers and on television, you've been widely identified as the shooter in the death of Evelda Drumgo."[/QUOTE]

Pew pew, it's like Spiderman out there.