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[JoshTheBoss]

[QUOTE=C Paper;35042461]"I sat at the dinner table and wished I was invisible."[/QUOTE]

Were you reading one of the books in the series "The Chronicles Of Vladimir Tod"?
It sounded familiar.

[Die_Hard]

"On the elevator trip down, the woman introduces herself as Alex Vance."

Mini Half Life 2 Prima strategy guide that came with the collectors edition

[dragonkilla]

[B]The most common operation on a scalar variable is assignment, which is the way to give a value to a variable.[/B]
So my dad left an old programming book near my desk... Why

[Billy Maize]

"I'll turn it down."

Welp.

From Fahrenheit 451

[Miya]

woosh

[JJJohan]

Law of Contract

[cj55748]

'In 1609, Henry Hudson, an Englishman employed by the Dutch East India Company, sailed into New York Harbor searching for a Northwest Passage to Asia.'

So I'm going to search for an Asian chick but fuck a New Yorker instead? My girlfriends going to be maaaaad.

[father_snake]

"This was no place for humans."
I'm scared.

[En Ex]

"Yet Stalin and Kaganovich insisted on exactly the contrary."

I hate Communism.

[HolyAltnir]

"It seemed as if Vincent Spolding knows many details on the subject, so much that I assumed he could be of help to me, and so I ordered him to draw the blinds and come with me there."
-Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure of the Red-Headed League.

Oh god, I'm not gay.

[BrainDeath]

"in these chassis are only flesh and blood. They can grow tired. [B]They can quail in the face of overwhelming odds[/B]"

:saddowns:

[editline]8th March 2012[/editline]

Book is Crysis: Legion and it's actually really good, by Peter Watts who is a lad.

[DeadCow]

"There has been a lot of debate as to whether or not monkeys and apes can really communicate with us."

From "Essays & Term Papers"

[b][i]FUCK
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE[/i][/b]

[:v:]

"The following diagram shows how antibiotic bacteria develop"

Ok

[dalach]

"The woman who slid out after him was in her late twenties, and had some good solid hips on her."

[Koenigsegg]

"I wish to demonstrate further the infelicity of these arms."

[DokVis]

//Simple C++ Program

[CoolCorky]

"There children frolicked naked in the sun, music played in tiled courtyards, and the air was sharp with the smell of lemons and blood oranges."

Very exotic, but:
[quote]There children frolicked naked in the sun[/quote]

Hm.

[Tinker Toy]

[QUOTE]The character-based info utility is a menu-based hypertext system developed by the GNU project and distributed with Red Hat Linux.[/QUOTE]

Yep, virgin for life

[Mr Uber Ostrich]

[QUOTE=Tinker Toy;35057618]Yep, virgin for life[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I bet you're a real cunt destroyer aren't you? Anyways, here is the sentence.
"We got to let that burn out now."
Lord of the Flies.

[UntouchedShadow]

"Once that happens, the Hunger pretty much takes over and makes them hunt."

I like where this is going.

[J AC1D]

"'Things aren't as orderly as you think, Mr Shutsu,' she said, folding her arms and studying him like a lab experiment"

[Chronosock]

"There was pain in him--like a blister, all that was left of some lost yesterday that Time had pruned off him."

[Lufttygger306]

"The world goes to war"

[Arkhana]

"I want to be surrounded by earth - I would like to stay Dry."

What.

[Rebi]

"You can record up to 5 of your own performances and save them as user songs 031 through 035"

From the instruction manual for my piano/keyboard.

[Griff]

Science Illustrated

[QUOTE]Is activated by anything.[/QUOTE]

[Disotrtion]

Find the converse, inverse, and the contrapositive of the statement.
~Math textbook

[demoniclemon]

"Your device is powered by a rechargeable battery."

[Topman]

Each contained a message of only one or two lines, in the abbreviated jargon - not actully Newspeak, but consisting largley of Newspeak words - Which was used in the Ministry for internal purposes.

Mmmh sexy stuff.

[Zambies!]

The empire of Japan expected the United States to concede after a devastating blow at Pearl Harbor.
Um.