Pick Up The Nearest Book To You, Go To Page 45, The First Sentence Of That Page Describes Your Sex L

[EqueL]

"The following are the principles to be observed by an invading force: The further you penetrate into a country, the greater will be the solidarity of your troops, and thus the defenders will not prevail against you."

Sounds like rape.

[lolzy53]

an old man jumps matthew and tears off his shirt God damnit why did it have to be a book my friend made

[SiPlus]

In contrast to evaporation, which happens at any temperature, boiling from the beginning to the end occurs at a constant temperature defined for each liquid.

My sex life is gonna be hot.

[Cush]

[B]"Down there." He pointed with one hand, keeping the other on the controls of the transport ship.[/B]

Wow, I never expected it to actually fit into any sexual context. The book was Ringworld :v:

[Zethereal]

[B]"Well, you'd better get your partner and get here. I need you to see something before I start the autopsy on the decapitated priest."[/B]

oh god what

chris carter - the executioner

[steezydude]

TOP SECRET

[BeAR!)]

"A certain species of sloth has nine neck-verterbrae."

[MisterAlbert]

"May i suggest leaveing the raken in amadicia and those assigned to banner general khirgan"

[muffle]

(?in love?)

[Smas]

Floor 36: Either use the Back Slice against the icy spear-wielding skeletons, or equip the Magic Armor and use the ball and chain.

[Croix]

snip

[ViperQueen]

"arrendajo M bluejay"

[falloutguy]

Asadures(spanish)- to bust a gut

[Bokito]

"thought to have died out sixty-five million years ago."

Well shit

[The Dude]

"The other forces will still cancel each other, and their only effect will be to exert pressure on the walls of the chamber, which therefore must be built strongly enough to withstand them."

Uhhh

[BananaFoam]

"Our master sergeant made us some food"

[Vobra]

"And then he spends most of his time by himself alone."

[HolyCrapAWalrus]

Oh god it's a U.S. History textbook...
[B]"Crispus Attucks was a sailor of African and Native-American ancestry.[/B]

[===]

[B]"What must you do at a STOP SIGN?"[/B]

NYS DMV Driver's Manual

[-Jansse-]

"First measure your back."

[Ghost86X]

[B]" 'We should spy on her. Find out what she's up to.' "[/B]

Book was Fablehaven by Brandon Mull.

[papaya]

Drug Synthesis
welp

[Anotherwall]

[B]"I don't know where to look," I admitted.[/B]

The Extraordinary Adventures of Alfred Kropp - Rick Vancey

[Frankiscool!]

"You wouldn't like the assignement I'm giving him, and giving what you told me, you're really not suited to it. The Belkadan mission, however, is one you're perfect for.

[TheLolrus]

"More commonly, people who had incurred the displeasure of the Party simply disappeared and were never heard of again."

uh?

[rinoaff33]

[B]TRIGGER[/B]
Pressing the trigger connects two contact points and completes the saw's circuit, sending power from the electric cord to the motor.

Kinky.

[junglecat]

Automatic control of the aircrafts plight path from takeoff to landing is possible with the use of the following systems: Flight Control Computers (FCC), Autopilot Flight Director System (AFSD), Autothrottle, AFDS Mode Control Panel (MCP), and the FLight Management COmputer (FMC).

[vagrant]

[b]In the misty peacefulness, two trappers and their cat glide down the Missouri[/b]

I'm thinking there's a reference to rape here

[Dolton]

"It is a lady's shoe. A young lady's walking shoe."
ATOTC

[TamTamJam]

When the lions are away, the otters will play.