Pick Up The Nearest Book To You, Go To Page 45, The First Sentence Of That Page Describes Your Sex L

[Whomobile]

"Computer programs collect pieces of data from the real world and manipulate them in various ways."

What?

[InstantKill]

"Yes," barbie said.

[ethancole117]

"A slice of whole-wheat bread works great if you want to practice kissing."

:v:

[Lexinator]

Now you've been to the up side, you realise how grim it is down below. You hadn't noticed how bad the Down Side smelt when you were here before, you must if become used to it. It's amazing how quickly a person can adapt to their surroundings. Not the 1st sentence but the paragraph made it better
:v:

[jacam]

"She was unclasping something from her neck."

Suddenly Ernest Hemingway's 'A Farewell To Arms' is kinky.

[mrmr]

"In this way the population of the world became much larger"

[Kwigg]

"You couldn't argue with that."

Hmm

[HeavyGuy]

"Steam trains might seem old-fashioned today but in their time they were the height of technology - so let's let off some steam and hope we don't go off the rails..."

I feel that can be taken sexually.

[Milk]

"Some things are so small, you can only see them under a light microscope"

Damn :L

[AllOriginals]

"He thought it over and resolved to offer her thirty francs a month, with board and lodging."

:v:

[ScurrTheSecond]

"The distances below are a general guide."

[Fritz]

It made him remember the days when he his sisters slept in his bed in Horn Hill

>.>

[crumbleshake]

"Not Original"

Ouch.

[iluza]

"Signs of getting old."

That can't be good.

[MagicCookie948]

Walked in silence next to Obi-Wan for a few minutes.

Oh god.

[ASmellyOgre]

"On the planet Moctezuma. That [i]was[/i] two thousand years ago."

Umm...

[Da Big Man]

"The size of the Milky Way is astounding-it measures 100,000 light years across and is made up of at least 100 billion stars."

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[En-Guage V2]

"When you thinking about the CIA, you probably imagine two of our most popular and enduring myths."

Page 45, World War Z: An oral history of the Zombie war: Chapter Three: Blame

I think the book alone basically decribes the extent of my sex life really

[Zoombini]

"The simplest kind of accelerated motion is straight-line motion with constant acceleration."

Eerily close to describing my go-to boning moves

[kaze4159]

"A porous, stiff, blackened substance."

Am I going to get some sort of disease?

[Fresh?]

"indeed, we must fear that the situation will get worse as the gulf widens"

[Mr. Creeper]

"You can't stop scrutizing income stocks after you acquire them." -High Powered Investing for Dummies

I like this i like this alot.

[cs_bunny]

The part of a logical expression to which a quantifier is applied is called the [b]scope[/b] of this quantifier.

[Dead Madman]

"I kept inserting coins, but they just kept falling out"

OH GOD :v:

[Slowbro]

Just tried it with another book.

"New Extra Strong for those frenzied teenage wanks"

:/

[Sucaru67]

"If he had anything to be jealous about really, it was her, I thought"

Sounds about right :/

[Elgar]

Dustin 'Screech' Diamond's autobiography, 'Behind The Bell':
"The chicks we banged had stolen them. They didn't steal my money; they just appeared to have made off with a couple of mementos from their night with Screech."

[jumpydave]

The Island of Adventure
Enid Blyton
"Pleasant fellow, isn't he?" as he and Jack unrolled the mattress. "Half-mad, I think. He must be daft to stay on here and do the work he does. He could get much more money anywhere else."

Oh god, it all makes sense now. Joe is actually a prostitute! That's why he told the kids not to go near the cliffs at night...

[tau]

Oh God, my friend did it and her's was "and she and [my name] sat in silence".

Oh Dear.

[zebrak]

I have committed no crime that would permit you, Councilor Organa Solo, to open fire on me and to cause damage to my ship.