Pick Up The Nearest Book To You, Go To Page 45, The First Sentence Of That Page Describes Your Sex L - General

It seems, according to this, that I will fuck 2 of my best friends. At least they're girls. :v:

The principal units of interest to mechanical engineers can all be derived from the three fundamental units of [B]force[/B], [B]length[/B] and [B]time[/B]. sounds about right [editline]12th April 2012[/editline] let's try something else A knowledge of the crystal structure of a metallic solid permits the computation of its theoretical density [I]ρ[/I] through the relationship [I]ρ[/I] = ([I]nA[/I])/([I]V[SUB]C[/SUB]N[SUB]A[/SUB][/I]) uhhhhhhh

"Mayor Orden stood behind a chair and gripped its back with his hands." [I]The Moon Is Down[/I]

"Thursday night, mom and dad have gone out and left me at home all by myself" *sigh...*

Again it was Lombard who acted.

Dougal felt small fingers snatch at his shirt. Thanks, facepunch

BOOKS ARE FOR NERDS

"The Sentinel is a one-man all-terrain bipedal vehicle, used by the Imperial Guard where mobile patrols must be mounted across rough terrain, or where firepower must be deployed rapidly in response to a threat." Seems true enough.

"Arlian had shuddered, and had stayed well clear of Bloody Hand for weeks after that - but with time he had begun to wonder again." [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-froggonk.gif[/img]

"For that reason he is going to lie down with you tonight in exchange for your son's mandrakes."

"It was raining. Again." Sex in the rain? :v:

[I]The interrupt is checked, and attributed to solar distortion. [/I] Did I just get cockblocked by the sun?

"then - and he's going to need serious psychological help" [I]Fuck[/I]

"the shape of chaos" very reasuring

"We talked for a few minutes before i left" Oh... *sob*

Tried again with another book. Much more promising: "His body pressed hers against the wall, the metal of the mirror cold against her back, his hands sliding around her waist, up, under her sweater." [I]City of Fallen Angels[/I]

[B]R. SECURITY:[/B] The combination lock on cadet room doors is to provide security. The following security rules apply in barracks:

"Through marsh and fog they went, until she was battered beyond human capabilities." Alright.

"A character is converted to an integer, either by sign extension or not, as described above". Programming books are no good for this game :P

"Roran braced himself as she threw herself at him, wrapping her arms around his chest. His side flared in pain, and he uttered a short grunt." FUCK YEA

[QUOTE=Dumb User;35538436]"Roran braced himself as she threw herself at him, wrapping her arms around his chest. His side flared in pain, and he uttered a short grunt." FUCK YEA[/QUOTE] Yeah, but you read Eldest, so that makes it kind of null. Also his shoulder got bit by a bird. Even more null. [editline]12th April 2012[/editline] I have two of equal distance, "Manholes, or what." "Continuously fail to issue timely." Fuck.

[QUOTE=WubWubWompWomp;35538480]Yeah, but you read Eldest, so that makes it kind of null. [/QUOTE] Inheritance

"Could I hold my mom up by myself?"

[QUOTE=Dumb User;35538528]Inheritance[/QUOTE] Same thing.

To improve performance, the decision is made to replace the hub with an Ethernet switch so that all users get dedicated 10-Mbps connections.

"We've all been through a lot of weird stuff." :quagmire:

Oh god. "But unfortunately, it was exactly 4 inches smaller than the Cayenne."

"People do say he warn't any too good to do it." Fuck you, Mark Twain.

"He had so many flocks and herds and servants that the Philistines envied him."

"I stopped on the way, though, and picked up Ackley's hand, and gave him a big phony handshake." What the fuck Catcher in the Rye