Pick Up The Nearest Book To You, Go To Page 45, The First Sentence Of That Page Describes Your Sex L

[Sobek-]

I was very worried at first but after hitting page 45... I'm cool with this;

[B]Affordable ~ Luxury ~ Lifestyle ~[/B] [I]Excellence in Design with a Prestigious Address[/I]

:smug:

[Funsize]

"I am not exaggerating at all." Nenneke spread a greenish mush smelling sharply of eucalyptus over the wound.

Sexy

[a dumb bear]

I don't have a book next to me.

:suicide:

[znk666]

''There are various ways to measure the earthquakes magnitude''

[toastman]

Bioshock 2 Deco Devolution :
Big Daddies

What

[Whyt546]

"He felt nothing else, he saw nothing else."

[ShockCoil]

A Theory of Fun for Game Design:
"the game becomes boring."

Only sentence on that page.

[A Glitch]

"help me up" Fith got him to his feet and propped him against the bow rail. - Prospero Burns

I like where this is going

[imptastick2]

"For convenience, the charges of atomic and subatomic particles are usually expressed as multiples of this charge rather than in coulombs."

-twelfth edition "Chemistry the Central Science"

[The Worm]

"I saw that he was making fun of me, but I went on all the same."
-Jules Vern, Journey to the Center of the Earth

[editline]24th April 2012[/editline]

Okay, so
A: Gay
B: Made fun of during sex
C: Don't care just keep fucking.

[polyhistor]

"He enjoyed parties and particularly the company of attractive women."

:v:

[ScoutKing]

"children circle around him laughing and teasing him"

Fuck....

[Archival]

"As if a sign from Allah that his course was true..."
Tom clancy - dead or alive

oh god what

[ep9832]

"She shared a room with girls older than herself, and was initiated into the pleasures of champagne and chocolate and the waltz."
Shan Sa - The Girl Who Played Go

oh my

[Ast_risk]

1. Which substance can be decomposed chemically?
(A) Ammonia
(B) Iron
(C) Hydrogen
(E) Fluorine

Ok.

[ZenanM1]

"That signal, one long blast, is the one we use when things are bad."
What?

[Jetblack357]

The day I goofed I had simulated sergeant's chevrons and was armed with simulated A-bomb rockets to use in simulated darkness against a simulated enemy.

I dunno, I think it sounds pretty cool.

[Arkatos]

"I should have used the bloody sword."

Welp.

[papaya]

This will give you a lifetime of pleasure as long as you make sure that you don't put any books in the case, clothes in the wardrobe or paper on the desk

[Nefarious]

"I smash with my foot these eyes of yours."

Goddammit Shakespeare, this is seriously fucking kinky.

[TheTailor25]

"Hey, what's up?"

[Rævskjegg]

"Om du ökar skärmens ljusstyrka minskar batteritiden tvärtom"

Right...

[imptastick2]

"She went to the mirror to adjust her hijab, brushed her teeth, and left the house"

[Vallux]

Se suuttui ja huusi, että silläkö se olo paranee, että lähtee mustikkasoppaa tuntemattomien miesten kanssa hörppimään.

[Mastahamma]

'Ha!' laughed Harry. 'I'm twelve years old!'

[Jawyen]

In a twentyfive square meter area made it's way through a mountain landscape of papier mâché.

[SKEEA]

"I want all local PDF units retracted to Shinar"

[Vantyre]

"What's in there?" Piper asked

Oh jesus...

[Crawfordo]

'It wasn't glue, it was lighter fluid,' said the pasty-looking young man.

[Xylem]

Max firmly grabbed ahold of the door knob, then he slowly turns it.