[QUOTE=Keithiscool97;34120354]"A shrieking gust of wind blew over the canyon.". Someone interpret this for me[/QUOTE]
They were having sex in a canyon?
"Decide how you think each choice is likely to turn out"
It's my "how to be a good college student book"
"It could have been worse"
"It was assumed, consequently, that their characteristic of suddenly losing their immobility and rattling a rapid tattoo against the main stem was some strange form of triffidian amatory exuberance."
uhhhhh
"He arrived ten minutes after me and he brought his own company, a big blond Swede with a Chinese in tow."
"Contrary to popular belief, Canada does not own the north pole."
Uncommonly nurturing and maternal under normal circumstances, Stu disciplined the Hart boys with bursts of violence that included lifting them by their hair and tossing them headfirst down stairways.
"I'm not getting one," Rossamund declared, with more gladness than he meant to show.
Fuck my sex life just got thrown out the window.
"You can't pee indoors. Do you understand? [I]No peeing![/I]"
[B]It was a creature he longed to slay.[/B]
[I](Red Dwarf - Last Human)[/I]
:quagmire:
"Perhaps you could inquire with Dr. Barlow, since you two are on such good terms."
(Goliath - Scott Westerfeild")
No sex for me, just discussion about Russian cargo...
"His irritation, groping for an object, fastened on Sassoon."
Turns out I go homo.
"The structure of the equations (4.19) means that the problem is completely analogous with a linear elastic boundary value problem if the transformational tensions, strains and displacements are considerd real entities and if the respective [I]p[B]E[/B]ijkl[/I] are replaced with the corresponding elastic modules":eng101:
Uh, yeah allright then I guess. (sorry for the horrible translation:v: )
Sally Carrol felt suddenly indignant - as though she had been unjustly spanked - but Harry evidently considered the subject closed, for he went on with a great surge of enthusiasm.
[I]The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and Other Jazz Age Stories[/I]
Their only chance is to come with me.
I could not believe my eyes, it was true. Samuel had died, taken by his frequent bouts with fevers.
Oh, thanks a lot, OP.
This theory, coining from the translator, is unusually interest-
ing, for he expressed it while quite unaware of its similarity
to the theory held esotcrically by the Egyptian priests and
exoterically recorded by Herodotus, who, apparently, became
their pupil in the monastic college at Heliopolis.
The Tibetan Book Of The Dead
so what does this mean about my sex life?
[QUOTE=kafurie;34122534]This theory, coining from the translator, is unusually interest-
ing, for he expressed it while quite unaware of its similarity
to the theory held esotcrically by the Egyptian priests and
exoterically recorded by Herodotus, who, apparently, became
their pupil in the monastic college at Heliopolis.
The Tibetan Book Of The Dead
so what does this mean about my sex life?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]The Tibetan Book Of The Dead[/QUOTE]
"The troops, however, continued on to the town walls, whether at Caesar's direction or, as he would have it, having simply been carried away by their success, were driven off with heavy losses, particularly among the centurions." -Great Battles
My advances will be repulsed, apparently.
"Like what other possibilities?" he said wearily.
"The eye and the camera. The two lenses in the camera can be compared with the cornea and the lens in the eye."
Oh goody.
'He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long-dead Stark "I loved that old man"'.
"When you think of the CIA, you probably imagine two of our most popular and enduring myths."
Is the myth supposed to be me having sex?
"The boy didn't answer, just shook his head, pointed to his groin, and made a gesture with his finger: [i]unzip your pants[/i]."
Hell yeah
"I thought I'd gone insane."
This is either going to be fucking amazing or it's going to suck a profound amount of gargantuan dick
[editline]9th January 2012[/editline]
11/22/63 by Stephen King
[editline]9th January 2012[/editline]
Holy shit am I going to have sex in Maine? FUCK YES
Vogon poetry is of course the third worse in the universe.
"Eddie opened his mouth to say something else, but Susannah got there first."
Does that mean I'm going to have a threesome with an ex-heroin addict and a woman without legs?
The Dark Tower V: Wolves of the Calla
''The Difficulties were immense''[IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-eng99.gif[/IMG]
"The Imperial Guardsman is issued with a lasgun upon his enlistment in the Guard and is with this weapon he is expected to become most proficient."
[b]Imperial Munitrum Manual[/b]
That makes no sense...
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