Pick Up The Nearest Book To You, Go To Page 45, The First Sentence Of That Page Describes Your Sex L

[Goberfish]

"The trembling eardrum makes the tiny ear bones jangle just like a triangle hit by a stick."

wat

[Taloc111]

"If you had to invade another country, how would you do it?"

[TRLEChippers]

"You [B]MUST[/B] wear the correct gear."
[sp]("...you know - the stuff that makes you look like an extra from a gay rave video. Tight Lyrca, girlie backpack, brain squeezing baseball cap, elaborate water bottle that looks like it was designed for the International Space Station, and not the inside lane of the A414.")[/sp]

[michaeldim]

"'First we will permit a selected team of six American naval officers to inspect these twenty vessels to verify their missile tubes have been filled with concrete ballast pending removal of the entire missile rooms from all of the submarines'"

Phew.

[Metanar]

"We conducted a number of interviews and sledging demonstrations for the documentary and had an all important business meeting on the ice."

what on earth have I gotten myself into

[BaconExcavation]

"This heavily defended part of the Fatherland was known to the bomber crews as 'Happy Valley'"

[Jackpody]

"Write how big of a percentage which is red" :ohdear:

[aliendrone123]

"A sound went through the watchers- a grunt -and then they were silent."

[Jesp]

"He couldn't help it"

And the second closest one was something about comforting a dog which would be rather awkward in this context.

:v:

[Psycommu]

[quote]This law exempts from compliance: (1) children already covered by the child safety restraint law; (2) persons operating vehicles to deliver mail or newspapers for home delivery; (3) persons who carry an affidavit from their physician describing the medical conditions which preclude safety belt use; and (4) persons in vehicles manufactured in 1966.[/quote]

... I'm not sure how to interpret this.

[rosthouse]

"Today, we understand space and time as dynamic sizes"

Uhhh

[E X C L]

"In figure 3-8 we see the details of the file."

Interesting.

[Gmans Granny]

"O'Kane ordered the spotters to come with him"

What the fuck? Swingers party anyone?

From Escape from the deep by Alex Kershaw

[Saza]

Vogen Poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe.

kinky?

[SlashSpeed]

"Winter was showing its teeth."

:tinfoil:

[escher]

[QUOTE=Echidna666;34124189]"Eddie opened his mouth to say something else, but Susannah got there first."

Does that mean I'm going to have a threesome with an ex-heroin addict and a woman without legs?

The Dark Tower V: Wolves of the Calla[/QUOTE]

Yes, it does.

[Moose]

'This product, its packaging, and its components contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or reproductive harm.'

[znk666]

Turkey hasn't succeeded in retrieving it's territory.

[ewitwins]

"He was so set up that he concluded to make a speech- of course a humorous speech."

v:v:v

[BanBox]

[QUOTE]The bluebells were a surprise.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, ok- what? WHAT?

[Karlos]

I had to tell her with some shame that I knew no tongue beyond the one we spoke, and little of that.

[pebkac]

"From the given group of functions choose those that match the parameters c = -1, c = 0 and c = 1."

- Math textbook

[Minilandstan]

[quote]The heroic conflict of those two years (1870-71) produced a still greater miracle;
for with the Habsburgs the change of attitude never came from an inner heartfelt
urge but only from the pressure of circumstances. [/quote]

[Tsuchinoko]

Stumbling along Halsted's crowded sidewalks, his dress uniform now as filthy as a set of battlefield fatigues, Avery fled from the paranoia of accusing glances to a dirty crawlspace beneath a riveted riser for the local maglev line - a repurposed brace from Chicago's old elevated railway, still recognisable despite centuries of shoring.

:suicide:

[Krinkels]

The little sandy-haired woman gave a squeak of mingled fear and disgust.

[Mr. Bleak]

"They took a couple of our girls to enjoy"

I... I'm not sure that's a good thing. It's a fantasy version of World War II, and this line refers to how the people representing the Germans took Poland's women freely.

[RainbowStalin]

"Soon after his victory at Degsastan Aethelfrith was able to win control over Deira and so to create the kingdom of Northumbria."

Oh you Anglo saxons.

[Chernobyl426]

Closest book was a gun book.... My sex life is a Sig Sauer 1911.... Fuck

[🐉 Big D King G]

"It would not last very much longer."

[lolz3]

"Wade or swim to the red carriage, climb it, and enter it via the roof."