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[phantom87]

"You do want another reason to visit the spa right?" --- from a random junk mail magazine

[Richard Longflop]

"It looked, incongruously enough, as if the two men were kissing."

[sp]"The bearded fellow struggled, feebly at first, but then as the agony intensified to the point where it overwhelmed the analgesic sluggishness of the alcohol in the man's blood-stream, with a desperate, writhing, horrible vigour. But although his legs thrashed and his heels clatterd on the paving-stones, he could not break free from the Zombie's grip." From 'I am scrooge: A Zombie story for christmas'[/sp]

[Sharo]

"The central point of this phase is a blossoming, elated excitement over one's own function."

Yay?

[Str4fe]

rough translation

"I wouldnt have the balls to go poetic to girls, just sometimes in the loneliness, when life is very poor."

Pretty much.

[Constructor]

According to the plan, gardeners arrived to take away the people who were still there.

[Aeris]

"When she came out of the green depth Eve stopped on the lawn to look upon the big house, whose walls were covered in climbing plants."

[MVJSTRIKES]

"We'll see about this!" my attorney shouted as we drove away.

[TreviStator]

"I am here as a soldier"

Book is Speeches that Changed the World

[MissAwesomeness]

"We got us to observe people in their home environment, so we went in to the various backyards and spying on people through the window."

O_o

(I beg your pardon for the bad english, I used Google translate for it)

[DerTontaiLama]

"To sneak in the double-quote character without getting printf() in a tizzy, you use the escape sequence / " (backslash, double quote)."

Meh.

[CaptainQuirk]

[quote]I have an 1818 half dollar with lettering on the edge.[/quote]

[Krinkels]

There is no 45th page.

[GeneralMoosen]

"[I]Baby, you know we don't get drunk very often.[/I]"

[B]WHAT.[/B]

[Tacosheller]

"Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe."

I don't even

[Something Blue]

"I made no allowance for love, sex, or the body of course."

:(

[zukriuchen]

"the bizarre singer Dave Vanian wore white makeup"

what the hell does that mean

[coolmzn222]

"She was only halfway there when hard, callused hands clamped on her arm"
Well, fuck.

[Kaarristu]

[I]I think quite a few people in here didn't turn to the right page and use the first sentence of the 45th page like they were supposed to.
[/I]

[Conely]

[QUOTE]She caught the Gunslinger's eye, pinched her nipples between her fingers, dropped him a wink, and then went back to pumping.[/QUOTE]

So many inuendoes I don't know where to start.

[Kuru]

"Just pretend you're passed out."

Huh...

[RedRibbonMurder]

"Bewildered at such inhumanity and injustice, Joseph scarcely heard the rumor of talk around him."

:quagmire:

[Vaphobos]

Well, it's a script but it works....

THOR: You got a beautiful baby daughter, Sheila, we'll get her cleaned up and bring her right back. Oh look at you, aren't you a cutie!

Oh no...

[Obnobs]

"Pulling a switchblade out of his pocket, John's brother made a long slice along the surface of his thumb and let it drip into a small bowl filled with a crusty brown-and-white flecked powder."

O_o

[CapLaPorte]

"Regulus shook his head in confusion."
I'm actually slightly worried about this.

[bonickhausen]

"I've had enough."

wat

[wug]

The bashment girls.

[soulharvester]

"Blasted coward."

...

Son of a bitch.

edit:

wait shit that was page 44, sorry.

first sentence of the first new paragraph on 45 is "Katrina loosened her hold and leaned away, frowning. 'Oh! Did I hurt you?'"

edit:

[img]http://db.tt/qhgs9x2x[/img]
Hmm, now to find someone named katrina...

also OP, was there a new Artemis Fowl book that was released in the past year?

[AccordYeen]

"Taking a snap shot at a whitetail in full flight is a quite different one indeed."

[ForNoReason]

"no, you cant have any."
And im sad.

[Dipper]

"When the first paramedic arrived on the scene, the first action he took was to call his stockbroker"

Oh god, I don't like the sounds of this.