Pick Up The Nearest Book To You, Go To Page 45, The First Sentence Of That Page Describes Your Sex L - General

Okay,what story is it that you wanted to tell me? Err

'A huge furry creature bounded through the door, grinning like a maniac.' I dunno whether to use :ohdear: or :3: at this point.

The thunder-clouds which usually go with hot weather were there, high columns of cumulus with glaring edges, but there was not going to be any thunder. Apparently I'll just have a constant erection for a year.

section, segment, share, slab, slice, snippet, soupcon, speck, spot, taste, tibit, trace. 2 [I]Wait a bit[/I]. flash, instant, [I]inf[/I] jiffy, minute, moment, second, [I]inf[/I] tick, time, while I had a dictionary. That was part of a definition for "bit"

"thousands of years, or rather it is so great it cannot be measured at all." I'm fine with that.

"Note that the vertical speed indicator registers the rate of climb or descent, not the attitude of the airplane." WHAT DOES IT MEAN

It's commonplace among artists and children at play that they're not aware of time or solitude while chasing their vision.

Fahrten ins Ausland. (Translation: Journeys to foreign lands) AW YEAH

" No, I fucking swear I didn't mean to kill them! "

"Backing up your data"

"heaven could withdraw this "mandate" and transfer it into another, more worry ruler and family." History textbook :v:

"filthy liquid mess that had the appearance of vomit." Just my fucking luck. Thanks 1984.

[i]"Come south with me, and I'll teach you how to laugh again", the king promised.[/i] Oh dear no.

"I'm a fucking put a blade up in you bitch, for real" :'(

[QUOTE=FreddiRox!;34151784]"I'm a fucking put a blade up in you bitch, for real" :'([/QUOTE] What book? I'm intrigued.

"True perfection seems imperfect, yet it is perfectly itself." I am confused as to what this means.

"They say, of course, there must be discipline" I don't know where to go with this

"You tie the tape to the cinderblock, using it as an anchor." Not too sure what it is trying to tell me.

[QUOTE=Badballer;34120549]Come south with me, and I'll teach you how to laugh again," the King promised. Oh god.[/QUOTE] Oh no not you too.

"These atomic machines, and the atoms that compose them, are almost unimaginably small." :(

Something my friends writing. It's about this Polski who moves to Britain illegally to get a new job but when he arrives he finds out the job was fake and everything he heard from his family was boastful and emphasised *cough* GTA:IV *cough* He ends up sharing a flat with his family and three other boys with a wrecked past life, who then form a gang delivering hulk ammounts of drugs to bigger gangs. At this point the land lords son finds out about them squatting together and the drugs and then he threatens to kick them out, and then they lock the door on the land lords son, grab as kitchen knife and threaten to kill him if he says a word. It's really average - at some point ill ask him for a txt file of it to post up her

As Harry grabbed Rons hand, They looked at each other in disbelief..... :wtc:

She had taken to listening closely to many sources of white noise: the motor of the refrigerator starting up in the middle of the night; the water running for her bath; the washing machine when she would do her clothes in the little laundry room off her kitchen; the roar of the ocean during a brief scuba-diving trip to the island of Cozumel off Yucatan,which she had cut short because of her impatience to get back to work. That was a long sentence :/ Contact by Carl Sagan

[quote]Most Soul Gems only hold the souls of creatures, and not humans (or humanoid races).[/quote] Yeah this doesn't work. [editline]10th January 2012[/editline] OH WAIT NO [editline]10th January 2012[/editline] NO

"Artyom was sure he would be cross-examined as soon as he got home."

[quote]Even if Stan had been privy to some of this information, he surely could not have believed they would give the job to a young, bespectacled Jew who also happened to be a damyankee - a Jew with an easy grin, a hipshot way of walking, a taste for bell-bottomed jeans on his days off, and the last ghosts of his adolescent acne still on his face.[/quote] Well then.

"We drooled and rolled our eyes."

Here's a rough translation, but you get the idea "The Cristian smiles, the virgin throbs and falls to the lascivious desire, and finally, she lays over the chest of the warrior..." :quagmire:

"[B]TIP[/B] When filling a Soul Gem, there are some key points to remember:" Well then...

"The Lord shall fight for you, and ye shall hold your peace." Closest book to me was an old bible