Would You Rather... - General

Without any food. That was a pretty hard choice. Would you rather bump this old thread or not bump this old thread?

Ohshit 2009 a few posts ago. Didn't even see that. I guess I'd be a hypocrite if I said Not bump it now. >.> Would you rather do three hours of community service or never go on FP again?

three hours of community service. Would you have sex or Get a Girlfriend

Girlfriend, because I can get sex from that. Would you rather the person closest to you become blind and deaf permanently, or kill yourself?

first one because I'm a dick would you rather light your house on fire or light your greatest possession on fire? (assuming they aren't the same thing)

greatest possession. The old toothpick under the toenail or competing in the BME Pain Olympics.

toothpick for sure. freeze to death or burn to death.

Burn to death Be deaf forever or watching your favourite artist die with no possible help?

Favorite artist is goin' down Would you rather have someone touch your dick immediately after you masturbate or get punched in the face

If it's a girl then yes to the first one. Would you rip your eye out to save someone's life?

Yes. Get stuck between floors in an elevator in front of someone with putrid body odoer, or in front of someone with a blatantly obvious erection?

With a blatant erection cause who knows maybe they're hot Get fucked in the ass by a horse or get gang banged by like 10 guys (I know I'm like the shining image of maturity right)

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;27953989]With a blatant erection cause who knows maybe they're hot Get fucked in the ass by a horse or get gang banged by like 10 guys (I know I'm like the shining image of maturity right)[/QUOTE] Gangbang would rather be a fit gf or a ugly bf?

It's tough to just say goodbye to my dick, but it's not like it'd get used much if I was ugly. Girlfriend. Would you rather be caught jacking off or wearing women's clothing

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;27954221]It's tough to just say goodbye to my dick, but it's not like it'd get used much if I was ugly. Girlfriend. Would you rather be caught jacking off or wearing women's clothing[/QUOTE] Jacking. McDonalds or Burger King?

[QUOTE=BlueYoshi;27955017]Jacking. McD or BK?[/QUOTE] McD BK is rank! slag or whore?

Lua. Allergies to your favorite food or losing all your precious possesions?

Allergies. Big dick with premature ejaculation or small dick that can take quite a time?