Would You Rather... - General

Toughie, but I'm afraid I'd go with breins Would you rather watch CP or gay porn?

CP :smug: Would you rather drown or burn to death?

Idiots.

[QUOTE=Swampyard;17043008]Idiots.[/QUOTE] Get the fuck out... Please. :3 :fuckyou:

I'd rather drown then burn to death. - More dramatic, and I'd rather water in my lungs then feel myself burning. Would you rather your own fighter jet, or your own small army.

Fighter Jet. A small army wouldn't be easy to maintain. Besides, why would I need an army or any size? Would you rather be fucked in the ass, shot in the foot with a 9mm pistol.

Shot in the foot. Would you rather be the sole survivor of the human race, or die with it?

Die Would you rather be mauled by lions or eaten by ants?

Mauled by lions. Would you rather die of hypothermia or of heatstroke?

Hypothermia. I fucking hate being too hot. Plus i'd imagine heatstroke to be more painful where as you go numb when you're cold. Would you rather kill your whole family or nuke Japan?

Nuke Japan, that plaice if effed up Would you rather play ecks bawcks 360 or pee ess tehryy? Side note: [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/spellcheck.png[/img]

Secks dawgs 360 Getting raped by a black guy or raping a dog

Raping a dog Would you rather kill an obtuse frenchman or Gordon Brown

Obtuse Frenchman Would you rather do it doggy style or 69?

Doggy style. Would you rather eat cow faeces or drink a bowl of dog urine.

Dog piss Would you rather be Afgan or Iraqi? Oh, and bump

Dead Would you rather be dead or be not alive?

No longer living. Would you rather x or y?

Secret option z, duh. Become a champion of chaos... or ...drink milkshakes?

Milkshakes, champion of chaos doesn't sound too furfilling Would you rather win the lottery or get a job that pays a 6 figure salary (£/$100,000/year)

Ill go with £100,000, since that would be $160,000 ₫15,000,000 (₫ Is Dong[Vietnamese money]) or $1,000 USD

rather have the job (since the other guy said nothing) Would you rather lose an eye, or lose an ear.

Ear. Would you rather fuck and elephant or a rhino?

Elephant, I've heard cool things about their penises. Would you rather be an Apache gunner or an AC-130 gunner?

apache ac130 gunner, would u think I am gay? idk wilson dude ur obsession wit dicks is 2 big but im gay

I don't think I saw a "would you rather" there. All I understood is that he/she has an obsession with big dicks.

Would you rather have an unlimited source of money, or be immortal?

immortal would u rather fuck ur dad or ur brother

Brother (Don't have one. Yeah, loopholes) Would you rather bump this thread or bump this thread?

First one. Would you rather be abducted by aliens for experiment or be put into a coma.