• What makes a good party?
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I'm not sure how everyone else does it, but I normally string my dragon dildos from the ceiling as decor. I also use them as festoons over doorways, along the railing of the stairs, over the fireplace etc. They leave quite the impression. I wholeheartedly recommend it.
Hookers and blow. But seriously: Drinks, a beer-pong table, PEOPLE, Girls (at least 50% girls) some music (preferably rap) and a stereo powerful enough to pump it. As for crazy shit: Make it a blacklight party, tell people to draw all sorts of whacky shit on their bodies/white t-shirts.
strobe lights, uv lights, glow in the dark paint glowsticks and drugs
[QUOTE=WoodzyX88;41063422]Always hide your expensive shit, a friend of mine just had a party in which a group of 20 year olds crashed it, (we're both 17/16) and flushed all his mom's jewelry down the toilet.[/QUOTE] That's the worst. When people just do it to inflict harm rather than out of even getting money out of it.
Throwing a bag of flour into the fan that is on.
WHAT MAKES A GOOD PARTY?... Midgets dressed up as leprechauns, Dispensary Sativa Marijuana, Blue Tooth Stereos Connected To Phones, LAZERS, A bit of low strength alchoholic beverages, or a few FOURTY OUNCES for a few good buzzes. OPERA! STRAVISTIKY MAKES GOOD PARTIES. [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGFRwKQqbk4"]STRAVINSKY - RITE OF SPRING [/URL] A GOOD DIVERSE SELECTION OF HUMAN BEINGS!
[QUOTE=TehDoctorz;41062986]Bounce House hm?[/QUOTE] Most people don't think about the bounce house, but lemme tell you, it's a necessity for a good party. But only when it's tagged alongside alcohol.
[QUOTE=TehDoctorz;41055458]I'm throwing a house party on Friday and I've got the usual. A variety of alcohol, beer pong, music, cards, a guy to cook food, and plenty of bedspace. But I want my party to stand out. You guys know anything that's unique or just fun to have at a party? I want it to be memorable. Better than the rest.[/QUOTE] Cops
[QUOTE=proch;41061026]Good people.[/QUOTE] this. the life of the party is in the people of course. you could have a wicked venue with lights and disco balls and some sweet tunes but if the people aren't fun, your party won't be. edit: if you want to make it stand out, give it a theme. fancy dress is always fun as hell.
If you're throwing a crazy party you shouldn't be drinking yourself, take something stimulating like mdma, speed or cocaine. This will keep you alert for home wreckers while still having a good time.
A bounce house.
Some extra gas masks for in the unlikely event that one of your friends forgets theirs.
Me, a four meter long rope, two hens and a bottle of machine oil. It's hard to explain.
Fires are usually a plus, but only if they're in their designated place. If you see any fires not in their designated place, I recommend dousing that shit. Alcohol and weed also can be good, but they also can lead to said fires leaving their designated places. I recommend not giving alcohol or weed to the fires. One thing to [I]never[/I] do at a party is use glassware, unless you majorly trust the people there. Unless, of course, you're into people getting the shit cut out of them on broken glass. Beer bottles can be fine, however, since they can take a bit more abuse than the normal glass cup. Let yourself relax. Sure, stay alert, but don't let it ruin the night. I've had a few parties ruined for me because I was worrying more than I was relaxing.
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Remember to warn your neighbors, they will be less willing to call the cops Don't use glassware, ever, no, it's not a good idea. Even if you know everyone, accidents happen. BBQ is always nice as a warm-up. Have it with the closest friends before the others show up Don't drink too much yourself Lock the doors you don't want people to go into Have a quiet place to go, your room or something Get speakers with some kick to them Lotsa snax Clean a bit as you go, so you don't get a shitton of work the day after If someone is too drunk, don't be afraid to kick them out or getting them a ride home, make sure no one spews all over your dragon dildoes
Just hanging out with your friend drinking a few beers well doing something you like to do together, whether that be play D&D, or sucking each other dicks.
Enough room, good music that encourages dancing, alcohol and some drugs, drinking games and good weather.
I haven't been to many parties so I dot really have much taste when it comes to what I find makes a good party, but I can tell you I'd be damned if I were to go to some sausage fest full of people I don't know in some dude's cramped house. So basically I'd invite an amount of people appropriate to where it's being hosted, and try to have a balance between men/women. You could probably get away with just that, some drinks, hors d'oeuvers, and music that isn't objectively shitty and call it a party. But generally the more stuff to do the better, though I wouldn't have too many arranged activities since they can get annoying. Just some voluntary stuff like a pool table or hot tub or something.
Make sure everyone is in bed at a reasonable hour, they have chores to do on saturday!
clowns and games
[QUOTE=Super Muffin;41091292]Make sure everyone is in bed at a reasonable hour, they have chores to do on saturday![/QUOTE] I usually give out invitations in exchange for cleaning my house after a party.
You can't force a good party, good stuff happens if you invite good people. Invite people who will make it fun, invite someone who will throw up and totally embarrass themselves for everyone elses amusement, and be a good host in general Also ecstacy in the garden gnomes is always a good idea
[QUOTE=Revanold;41094115]You can't force a good party, good stuff happens if you invite good people. Invite people who will make it fun, invite someone who will throw up and totally embarrass themselves for everyone elses amusement, and be a good host in general Also ecstacy in the garden gnomes is always a good idea[/QUOTE] Is garden gnomes some kind of euphemism?
the womens
Video games
[QUOTE=oakman26;41108316]Fedora party[/QUOTE] can't forget the trench coats, gas masks and bad body odour.
[QUOTE=Antdawg;41109028]can't forget the trench coats, gas masks and bad body odour.[/QUOTE] and extreme social awkardness
[QUOTE=TehDoctorz;41106924]Is garden gnomes some kind of euphemism?[/QUOTE] scene from the film project x
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