Hopefully it'll be quick and painless.
Unless I get a cardiac arrest.
I want several big booty women to sit on my head and crush my skull in.
Probably peacefully or by my own hand.
As messy yet quick as possible
Hmm... Motorboating until spontaneous combustion.
Quick and as painless as possible.
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big galactic event that brings peace to the milky way while sad piano music serenades me to heaven
I want to get killed by a sexy girl in bikinis wielding that dildo weapon in Saints Row
Really Fun
Like Tony Montana. In a paranoid, aggressive cocaine overdose fueled standoff.
In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock.
"Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday... Shit, man, I don't know!"
I want to go out like the bad guy from an action movie; falling from a skyscraper onto a petrol tanker that explodes, or driving a tank off a cliff like the nazi general in The Last Crusade. Anything that ends with an explosion that someone can walk away from without looking back.
Alternatively:
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I want to die like a badass and if I'm not buried and end up getting cremated I want my ashes to be spread like in The Big Lebowski coffee can and all.
A friend of mine said he wanted his ashes to be spread between the ventilation system and the deep fryer of a KFC building.
Helium tank and a Crap Mask.
Being mauled to death by a bear while crapping in a bush, obviously.
allahu akbar
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