[QUOTE=TrannyAlert;38998156]OK so for the free for fall, the last fight its a
free for fall
:O
I will type it up soon[/QUOTE]
I wanna fight, fag.
[QUOTE=Zerokateo;38998163]I wanna fight, fag.[/QUOTE]too late
It's never too late!
[QUOTE=TrannyAlert;38998156]OK so for the free for fall, the last fight its a
free for fall
:O
I will type it up soon[/QUOTE]
when do i respawn.
Is everyone here afraid of flinging their offspring or something, or am I just gonna have to give this one to erp as well?
[HIGHLIGHT]
FREE FOR ALL BEGIN
A mist smothers the arena as 3 unlikely gladiators step into the dome.
Baggerbean - The sexy and slim bendy sword man
Tacunt - The big boned bastard
Erp - The beautiful horse man who don't need no sword
As they all gaze at each other through the mist a member of the audience starts shouting.
"DESU DESU, UGUUU!"
The gladiators ignore the audience member because he's a weeaboo fag
It feels as hours have passed by but finally the judge rips out a loud fart, signalling the start of the battle!
Erp quickly kicks his horse for it to go but it is a wooden horse and does, not, MOVE!
Bagger runs for cover and hides behind a pillar. He notices a hair on his leg so he sits down and carefully starts to pull it out.
Tacunt waddles over to erp with his shield held over his face.
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Erp fires an arrow at Tacunt, hitting him directly in the gut, he doesn't flinch though as he's a fat motherfucker. He carries on waddling like a duck.
Erp gets a bit distressed and pulls out his special chicken nugget arrow and fires it over near Baggers' location.
Tacunt gets easily distracted and sniffs the air, following the smell.
Erp uses this opportunity to fire an arrow at the back of Tacunts head, its a direct hit and he simply falls onto the ground.
Bagger hears an earthquake and wonders what the fuck is going on so he pops his head out of cover and sees Erp with his hair flowing in the wind and a rock hard boner.
Bagger quickly hides behind the pillar again and finally removes the hair. He replaces his greaves and raises his shield.
He comes out of cover and slowly zig-zags towards erp. Erp finds it harder to hit him since he's thin and he's moving, a few arrows hit his shield but that's it.
As bagger closes in, Tacunt grabs his leg and chews his ankle, his teeth ripping through it and leaving him without a foot. Bagger doesn't give a fuck since his sexy legs are unharmed.
He hops towards Erp still and when he gets close he extends his slinky sword at Erp grabbing him by the throat and dragging him off the horse. He then proceeds to teabag him but suddenly Erp swallows his sack leaving both of them stuck. Tacunt finishes his meal and begins to roll over to them both like a boulder.
They both can't move since bagger has his balls are stuck in Erps throat and they're really hairy so it's buried itself into his throat.
Tacunt gets closer and closer until he rolls over them both flattening them. Tacunt keeps rolling until he falls down a trap hole, instantly impaling himself onto a footlong sub.
The 1 audience member watches in awe as no one is left standing.
However Bagger and Erp slowly start to gain conscience however out of now where a huge pile of shit flies from out of the crowd as it slaps bagger right in the face, instantly killing him.
WINNER: ERP
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[QUOTE=TrannyAlert;38998328][HIGHLIGHT]
FREE FOR ALL BEGIN
WINNER: ERP
[/highlight][/QUOTE]
cool what do i win
u win a signed jesus tombstone
truly a piece of masterful writing
you're no erp
Just saw 'God bless america', and I once again wish I wasn't such a pussy and would just kill all the obnoxious people in the world.
My English teacher taught me well.
[editline]28th December 2012[/editline]
Erp thank Fusi for killing bagger
so now who's going to gift me games ;-;
i hope the raffle was worth the drawing and the amount of time you must've had to spend thinking of shit to right lol
I'm glad we did something fun. No one puts effort into GGT anymore lmao.
Used to be so gud
That was the best LoL fanfic ever pruney :O.
[QUOTE=Baggerbean;38998394]i hope the raffle was worth the drawing and the amount of time you must've had to spend thinking of shit to right lol[/QUOTE]
write*
[QUOTE=Baggerbean;38998394]i hope the raffle was worth the drawing and the amount of time you must've had to spend thinking of shit to right lol[/QUOTE]
Well yeah if it was entertaining for people and what not
It's better than lol reply to get raffle
ok random number generator
[QUOTE=TehWhale;38998401]write*[/QUOTE]
yeah that,
it's 2am leave me alone
[QUOTE=TrannyAlert;38998369]My English teacher taught me well.
[editline]28th December 2012[/editline]
Erp thank Fusi for killing bagger[/QUOTE]
Which English teacher?
Or all of them?
Mobro aren't you homeschooled
[QUOTE=mobrockers2;38998409]Which English teacher?
Or all of them?[/QUOTE]
mr magoo from the class of 20
[QUOTE=TrannyAlert;38998421]Mobro aren't you homeschooled[/QUOTE]
I'm not. I'm also not sure if the distinction is made in English, but if you say 'my English teacher' in Dutch, you're referring to the nationality of the teacher, not the subject he/she teaches in.
Wow that was rigged
English
so what now? back to begging?
dark souls pls.
[img]http://broduck.ta0soft.com/misc/2012-12-27_21-21-23.jpg[/img]
thanks Mr. Tripp
[QUOTE=iWhatIsLove;38998592][img]http://broduck.ta0soft.com/misc/2012-12-27_21-21-23.jpg[/img]
thanks Mr. Tripp[/QUOTE]
thats really hot
[QUOTE=iWhatIsLove;38998592][img]http://broduck.ta0soft.com/misc/2012-12-27_21-21-23.jpg[/img]
thanks Mr. Tripp[/QUOTE]
replace Dobby with you and Hagrid with me.
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