Should my girlfriend and i sleep together while parents are away?

[Mort Stroodle]

[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;47727124]you're golden.[/QUOTE]

not unless things get really off the rails

[PersonalJesus69]

fuckin do it

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and each other

[fritzel]

Don't put your pregnancy stick indiscriminately.

[Cyclocius]

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

[draugur]

No. If so much as lay next to a girl, you could hold hands and then before you know it, you're having a sex. If you do that a giant bird will swoop down and rip your dingle off because it thought it was a worm. Don't believe me? Go ahead and loose your dingle and make Jesus hate you. You'll burn in hell forever.

[ichiman94]

Give her the dick.

[CommitSudoku]

Give her a good willying son.

[ichiman94]

But seriously, if you are asking this then probably you are not old enough for this stuff.

[Cyberuben]

Even if she's eager, protect her beaver

[norfside noddie]

you could show her your fedora collection and brag about reaching rank 19 on cod