The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.
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pencils and various containers. maybe i can bore them to death with drawings and advice on how to keep containers clean?
[editline]7th May 2011[/editline]
oh wait, ill use my lighter combined with this air freshener, maybe i got a makeshift flamethrower!
A tissue box.
Fuck.
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Time to clean :argh:
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Magnesium alloy body bitches!
How the FUCK am I gonna kill [i]anything[/i] with a Dunkin' Donuts' muffin, let alone a living decomposing body?
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Lead me to tasty victory, mango hurricane!
cosmo (the mag). dunno about zombies but v useful, for examp 'women who work part-time have more orgasms than full-time employees do'
(sarcasm)
there's a bunch of shit but I will chose 2.
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and
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How the fuck am I suppose to kill a zombie with a pillow?
an original 1976 silly string can. Okay
or a glass bowl.
I will go with silly string
A Futurama poster, this should go well
O2 and N2 molecules, woop.
A camera
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COME HERE LITTLE ZOMBIES WHILE I TAKE PHOTOS OF YOU FOR EXPERIENCE POINTS
guitar
Karabiner98K
a tortoise. You know I think this will go a lot better than I expect
My classmate's laptop. :tinfoil:
A M16A3 (airsoft)
An acoustic guitarr
A didgeridoo
Two camera tripods.
A full and a near empty can of zippo fuel
Tissues
Pens and pencils
A full roll of toy-capgun caps (100 cap string)
Hockey tape
Painters tape
SA M/61 Gasmask
A shitload of vidya games
And Natural Marcus - Done Blessed CD
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Rock dem zombies to death.
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About 10 glass bottles, a plaque, my brother, bobble heads, and a belt.
Time to fuck shit up!
*bumps thread*
A set of DVD's.
Well, I guess I could try throwing them like Ninja Stars...
lets see... I have a canon dslr, a usb flash drive, a miniature sombrero, a decibel meter, lcd cleaning wipes, a bag of bath salt and my wallet.
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Curing the infection, one swap at a time!
A blanket.
An alarm clock.
:v:
A plastic bottle.
Fuck, I think I'm gonna cheat and pick the item to the left of the plastic bottle.
Fuck, another fucking plastic bottle.
fuckit, dual wielding
An Xbox 360 battery pack (Fuck)
A coffee mug (shit)
Some Wires (maybe...)
100+ CD's (PELT THEM TO DEATH)
Board Games (damn it!)
My arm (rip it of??...hmmm)
Well, it's time to kick some ass...and die.
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