The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.

[Shostakovich]

Nice! A brand new Fiskars X7E hatchet with the $30 price sticker still stuck on it.

[tier56]

An RC helicopter controller. Just kidding. A 7mm bolt action hunting rifle, with lots of ammo. That means.....
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6RWE6iEodP0/TYpU3wkPHzI/AAAAAAAABTU/2M4HO_SY0ic/s400/Aww-Yeah-meme.png[/img]

[Dahaka32]

My Dilbert 2011 Calendar, oh boy i am so screwed.

[Shas'O Blind]

A Reader's Digest magazine with the subtitle "SAVE YOUR LIFE."

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/ECdEyY.png[/img]

Ironic.

[Barrowsx]

My dog's chew toy.

Oh fuck.

[Chernzobog]

[img]http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/189610_199027480130584_100000700005309_575655_8187815_n.jpg[/img]

MAXIMUM AFRICA

/c

[Shostakovich]

[quote=Chernzobog]MAXIMUM AFRICA[/quote]
A LeMat revolver with a vuvuzuela "silencer"? I am very jealous.

[OH-SNAP!]

Beats by Dr. Dre

:ohdear:

[Tin Can™]

A Coca Cola bottle :v:

[Sergeant Stacker]

[img]http://blogs.sbschools.org/fossamusic/files/2009/01/trumpet.jpg[/img]
:smith:

[Robot Jesus]

A bottle of Tums.

[Chernzobog]

[QUOTE=Shostakovich;28959848]A LeMat revolver with a vuvuzuela "silencer"? I am very jealous.[/QUOTE]

Loudener.

[Mobile_Person]

A wall motherfucker

[KevinsLunchbox]

a plate of homemade raviolis and sausage

I'm fucked.

[SaberVS7]

Item on right: Knife (Steak knife) I just used to cut some bread to eat while reading FP

Item on left: Turtle Beach headset

[img]http://files.sharenator.com/fuuuuuu_RE_Comics_Gifs_Verticals_Etc-s498x387-93636.jpg[/img]

[DemonDog]

A camera.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/9am64.png[/img]

[Patrick]

An empty back pack, great.

[MightyLOLZOR]

javelin missile

[Kingo64]

My large pocket knife and my Swiss Army knife.

[img]http://soshable.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Everything_went_better_than_expected.png[/img]

[hakusaro]

A vacuum and a bowl of chips.

[Miasmic]

Painting of Jesus.

I'm feeling good about this.

[TheMourge]

A cup with sharks on it.

[meowmynips]

My cat.
FUCK.

[KonerBiller]

Damn, my pet Doug.

He's a laser-breathing cyborg raptor man with flaming chainsaws for hands, riding on a flying bear made of fire and hate that has Gau-8s attached to his sides.

I'm fucked :(

[lemoncurry]

[img]http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/turtle-beach-ear-force-x41_2.jpg[/img]

Well fuck me sideways...

[agentgamma]

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NMhYoayaaUE/TGqaHqoUgpI/AAAAAAAAAHY/s2GDs4UA-qI/s1600/Nerf%2BStampede%2Becs50%2B02.JPG[/img]

DIE FROM MY FOAM BULLETS.

[Fence]

A dildo... What the fuck is it even doing on my desk?

[Mikaru-Yanagida]

Memory foam slippers.

Can anyone lend me a tenner?

[salty peanut]

Dynex ZRC-201 TV remote

[img]http://www.emtcompany.com/style/images/products/0e667ba5b558cb7b9a9715ab11db7f0d.JPG[/img]

crap

I guess I'll change the batteries, at least

[SaberVS7]

[QUOTE=lemoncurry;28964651][img_thumb]http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/turtle-beach-ear-force-x41_2.jpg[/img_thumb]

Well fuck me sideways...[/QUOTE]

TB Headset bros 4 lyfe.

I'm going to say this again:

Item to my right: Steak knife I was cutting bread with last night while reading FP

Item to my left: Turtle Beach X11 headset

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