Not really, aside from the TLE guys being unable to cut a key if the existence of the entire universe depended on it.
Srs. Do not ask Walmart to cut a key. They ALWAYS fuck it up. We got ignition keys for my truck cut there, it's a 1985 so they're not chipped, and the one they made only worked one way. The original works upside down or right side up. They've also fucked up the deadbolt key to our house three times in a row. Since then we go somewhere else to have keys cut.
Retarded people work at walmart where i live.
But then the greeter that is mostly there just says "heyo", He is like 80 years old.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;36390472]Only one, and it was recently. The prices on fucking EVERYTHING went up.
For a single disc DVD of "Son of the Mask", it was $28.99.[/QUOTE]
That's a steal, especially for the best Mask movie
You ever see the twins conjoined at the head on Ripley's Believe It Or Not?
The don't live too far from where I live.
I saw them.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;36390529]It was weird though, because everything seemed to have random price tags on it.
For example, "Son of the Mask" was $28.99, "Ocarina of Time 3D" was $9.99, "Kingdom Hearts 2" was $39.99 and a DVD copy of "Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn" was $19.99.
Tintin came out this year, "Son of the Mask" came out in 2005...and it's generally agreed on that it's a piece of shit.[/QUOTE]
I'm betting that was a bit of customer trolling and not the store doing anything wierd. I usually see the laptops vandalized in a similar manner in my local walmart. Obscene wallpapers, passwords reset to some unintelligible gibberish, keys stolen, hell they even smashed the LCD on one recently.
I like to go to walmart and see how many boxs of condoms i can steal one time i walked out and they just exsploded out of my pockets
[QUOTE=Isaac96;36391002]I like to go to walmart and see how many boxs of condoms i can steal one time i walked out and they just exsploded out of my pockets[/QUOTE]
you must have quite the collection then
[QUOTE=PivotDJ;36391172]you must have quite the collection then[/QUOTE]
you know it.
Black Friday, they had boxes of new games to go on sale at midnight which exploded after some people were too impatient to wait.
I went to wal-mart, once...
I work there.
I don't know why, but our policy to have the greeters check items when the door alarms go off no longer exists.
Apparently they were told that they aren't supposed to do it anymore do some hassle with an employee and a lawsuit.
So yea, if your lucky and visit my Walmart, enjoy the easy pickings.
There's a whole website dedicated to Walmart experiences.
[url]http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/[/url]
[QUOTE=Winters;36378186]When I was like 12 found $200 on the floor of wallmart, turned it into the cashier.
A week later nobody claimed it so they let me keep it. to be 12 years old and have 200 fucking bucks I felt like a millionaire![/QUOTE]
When I was 12, I saved up 750 dollars and bought this sweet ass computer! Hah!
Anyways, Walmart in general is depressing. I live in Michiana, an area of Indiana in between Michigan and Chicago, so we're up by the Lake. As you can tell, because of the location, we get the usual mix of rednecks and fat people on scooters but we also got the "thug" types as well.
Walmart is just sad for me because every time I walk into one it reminds me I'm living in a horrible, corporate run country with dumb, ignorant fucks.
I once drove by a walmart really late at night and in the parking lot, there were 3-4 giant pick up trucks with 2 of them having flagpoles with the american flag at the end. There were a group of hicks in flannels drinking beer and having a fucking barbeque in the fucking walmart parking lot.
You might expect this in the south or midwest but this is California's san francisco bay area. This whole region is extremely liberal
I have a friend that went was shopping, and looked up and saw some sort of green slime on the ceiling. He called over an employe to ask him about it, and the worker just said "Oh god, not again" and ran off...
[QUOTE=PC_Paul;36376547]One time me and my buddies were standing outside walmart raising money for cadets when some asshole decided to steal our donations box.[/QUOTE]
wow thats fucking low, iv've been in the cadets as well and that sucks due to the fact it takes alot of time to get money
You know that joke you can play where you go into the dressing room and stay there for a bit and then yell, "There's no toilet paper in here!" Well some guy did that, but I guess he misunderstood the idea of the joke, because he just went in and shit and then walked out.
Am I lucky I never see walmart around my area?
Another fun but immature thing to do in Wal-Mart is to throw a bouncy ball or soccer ball across the store and run like fuck so you don't get caught. And I hit a Wal-Mart employee in the head with a ball and ran as fast I could.
I once asked a worker where I could find the clothespins. She didn't know what those were. I found them eventually.
I went to the Electronics Department. It was run by Activision/EA/Sony/CoD whores. I saw the Sony section and it looked like they cleaned it as if they were cleaning the Mona Lisa. I see everything else and the trial consoles are either broken or off, discs not given prices, and some just out of their cases. I told them that I needed Skyward Sword. He said "Why don't you get MW3?." I told him "Because I don't want that." So he gets his friend and tell him what I said, and just laughs at me. So they just stood there after I asked them to get it for me(The games are behind locked glass doors) and they just stood there.
I realized that they wouldn't do shit even if I held up a gun. So I went to Hastings across the street.
So I was standing there browsing toilet paper, when suddenly I look over my shoulder and notice a rather young man riding one of those scooters for handicapped / whale people. He had one of those long pool floaty things-- [B]POOL NOODLES [/B]THERE WE GO-- and holding it like a jousting stick out in front of him.
We exchange glances and he smiles at me, I follow him with my eyes as he drove past me and exited the aisle and turned, disappearing forever.
[B]I never saw him again.[/B]
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