The Vending Machine

[Spherexd]

You get a lolsandwich

I insert a lamp

[Draza~]

You get crabs.
I insert 'also, cocks'

[Fence]

A rooster comes out.

I insert a chicken.

[znk666]

You get chickens.

i insert tea.

[ROFLBURGER]

You get bags
I insert a bald man

[TheTailor25]

You get wife.
I insert keyboard.

[MikesaLemon]

you get mouse

i insert lightbulb

[Nigademus]

You receive broken glass. I procede to insert a fiver.

[Runner Key]

The fiver is now diamonds

Insert dental floss

[BigBeretFrenchi]

You get teeth

Insert a dead Ray William Johnson.

[znk666]

You get a new baby RWJ

insert food

[BigBeretFrenchi]

You get happy african kids

I insert happy african kids.

[TheTailor25]

You get Gangster's.

I insert Episode 3.

[McNab]

You get 4 years of cake jokes.
You put in Cthulhu.

[TheTailor25]

You get Jesus.

I insert Simon Cowell.