Every sexual fantasy I have ever had about Nurse Valentine
go scare my girlfriend
Make him beat himself up while singing the amazing grace
Keep him as an adorable pet and never make him do anything because he's so adorable.
(Can't wait to see the response to mine)
Rape.
Make some Lurkers.
Run into orphanages with a pepper grinder.
Send him to stalk someone I don't like.
[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;38531239]Send him to rape someone I don't like.[/QUOTE]
i've ALWAYS wanted a pet hydralisk in my home, sweet fucking yeah.
I mean seriously the house protection? Burglars would piss their pants when they see it through the window.
Imagine walking it in the park, all the bitches would be like WHOAH THAT'S SOME ALPHA
And at night it'd sleep at the foot of my bed and I'd feel safe all the time
Put 'em in some demeaning costume and make them parade around and fight for my amusement against other entities.
Oh wait...
Make it give me the hat.
It's a nice hat.
Release into the wild
GH-OST BLOWJOB!
Force him to ninja Lolx0rz.
Make it invade planets.
Make her play twister with me everyday.
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