You enslave the avatar above you, now that you have a slave, what do you do with him/her?
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[QUOTE=GoldenDargon;38501397]make it haunt my enemies[/QUOTE]
firstly i shackle him in chains and lock him in the smelliest depths of my garden shed, i will only feed him cold porridge mixed with piss and shit. i'll train the slave to be a fart breathing 'avatar above you' thread creator and give him an account on facepunch. i will reward the slave with doggie biscuits when he makes these threads.
Play chess with him.
Give it to a poor child for Christmas...then steal it and emotionally torment it then when I get bored I will give it to a pre-school and hope it lives a life like the toys in Toy Story 3, except without the escape.
-ninja'd-
Teach him some other words.
Play Yu-Gi-Oh
Play pac-man
Untie them and force them to battle eachother for entertainment.
Force him to breed with regular ponies. Create a pony trafficking ring. make millions. Establish a brony mafia. Incite brony rebellions in greece, change every historical record in greece to make bucephalas the first pony and alexander the first brony.
Take credit for what he did.
Edit: Oh hey, Ghost King
[IMG]http://www.funinfused.com/nasty/images/GhostKingRight.png[/IMG]
I can be the Pacman.
A snake killing a rat, what am I to make of that?
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;38501557]Force him to breed with regular ponies. Create a pony trafficking ring. make millions. Establish a brony mafia. Incite brony rebellions in greece, change every historical record in greece to make bucephalas the first pony and alexander the first brony.[/QUOTE]
Untie and make an alliance with him but in the end we will replace the ponies with clones of Samuel L. Jackson!
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Fuck
Um....Jenny Craig
sell his organs on the black market and marry his mother
Make him give that damn boat to me!
Order them both to become my minions in a quest for world dominance.
Sex on a Rainbow
Tie him up and make him watch as I convince a mod to ban him from all "avatar above" threads and use his tears as lube for when I make R2D2 bang his cat
Make him shut up at first.
Make him replace pickachu with my dick.
Punch his face.
make him suicide for looking like such a cunt
Help him
ninja'd-
I'd have him eat all my unwanted left overs
Force him to eat my wiener.
I have no use for a slave, get the fuck out of here.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38501718]Make him replace pickachu with my dick.[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't your penis explode from the pressure.
Not in the good way, but in the "ruptured blood vessels" way?
Force that turtle to walk forever.
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