You enslave the avatar above you, now that you have a slave, what do you do with him/her?

[JDER14]

Start zombie apocalypse.

[Infab]

Take his shades.

They're stylish.

[MechaKat]

Use her as a trainer.

[Pinkest Catgirl]

Have sex with it again.

[Ex-President]

[QUOTE=TalonAran;38607070]Have sex with it again.[/QUOTE]

[=DarkStar=]

"Play all the fucking songs or you will be more that dead."

[Ashtiel]

cuddle

[UntouchedShadow]

Fresh eggs.

[=DarkStar=]

Fresh yellow paint.

[Whatsinaname]

Give her to task of discovering how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

[TheFallen(TF2)]

[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;38608763]Give her to task of discovering how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.[/QUOTE]

Have him tear open a portal in time and fling me into the future where his evil is law. Then I will seek a way to return to the past and undo the evil that he has spread all over the world.

[Zally13]

the fuck is that

sell it

[asteroidrules]

Have it bomb something.

[Benzinxrm]

Purge it in nuclear fire.

[MechaKat]

Run away.

[Hugoroy]

Become the very best, like no one ever was.

[MechaKat]

You teach me and I'll teach you.

[Ex-President]

Save it from the annoying ass fangirls.

[Storm]

nope

[asteroidrules]

Make it guard my door.

[TheCube]

Kill it.

[UntouchedShadow]

Keep him as a pet.

[Chaotic Lord]

Wait.

[Implications_Unp]

Unleash him on all those against eating peas

[Stak]

Use it to whoop some serious ass

[Implications_Unp]

make him my personal bodyguard

[JDER14]

Body guard and get my shades back.

[Storm]

Steal his magical tuxedo.

[IPK]

Force him to look into a staring machine

[Storm]

Steal its radioactive helmet and melt it down for radioactive metal, thus to be mass produced and made non-radioactive, making a uranium helmet with much effectiveness of blocking bullets.