You enslave the avatar above you, now that you have a slave, what do you do with him/her?

[CaioLugia]

I'd use It to threaten my enemies by the fact I possess a monster that eats everything.

[ScottyWired]

I got some assholes next door with 9 kids. You know what to do.

[Chaotic Lord]

Come with me. ;)

[Fingers!!!]

Order him to blow up my foes, also turn my water into wine.

[jonoPorter]

I'm sure he loves living without balls.

[OrionChronicles]

kill me some demons

[ScottyWired]

take me to space

[MechaKat]

Find the lost monkey.

[Minimal86]

use it to fight my rival

[Roxerg]

tell him to keep healing me while i get in random fights.

[Minimal86]

keeps healing until he dies to a sniper and i find a heavy to pocket

[Alex_V]

make him give me a piggyback ride

[Minimal86]

wear it as a stylish hat

[MightyLOLZOR]

keep me ubercharged at all times so i'm superman.

[Doom14]

Welp, that's gonna go just great considering I live in the South

[macotaco]

I guess just let it dance?

[Zircon_]

Have it clean my feet every morning while I eat.

[Minimal86]

Do nothing since it is nothing.

[Hugoroy]

Steal it's santa hat

[Oskutin]

Uh..? Dig a ditch.

[OrionChronicles]

beat someone's ass to death

[Ms. Gyroscope]

fly to space and back

[DaMoggen]

Make food for me.

[Implications_Unp]

Oh boy

[Fingers!!!]

Oh boy

[ScottyWired]

You look a bit more useful than the other mindless proles I've encountered. Go get rid of some vermin for me.

[Lolx0rz]

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;38711321]You look a bit more useful than the other mindless proles I've encountered. Go get rid of some vermin for me.[/QUOTE]

[Implications_Unp]

WHAT ABOUT THE TANK I ASKED FOR CHRISTMAS? IS IT COMING?

[Fuckitbucket]

Hmmmmm...... make him send my enemies to hell.

[ScottyWired]

I thought I sent Fingers!! to dispose of you? In that case, kill yourself.