You enslave the avatar above you, now that you have a slave, what do you do with him/her? - General

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38501756]Wouldn't your penis explode from the pressure. Not in the good way, butvin the "ruptured blood vesicles" way?[/QUOTE] [url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/44/Demoman_taunts04.wav[/url]

Explode his penis in the "2 kids one sandbox" way

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;38501753]I have no use for a slave, get the fuck out of here.[/QUOTE] but that's not the point of the thread, so you could get the fuck out.

Eat one of his hotdogs

In regard to snake-pikachu guy: Give the bastard to Team Rocket. Get instant promotion to Giovanni's right hand. Instantly order jessie and James killed for tremendous incompetency. Conspire with the cops to arrest giovanni and take his place. Dissolve Team Rocket. Become a hero. Run for president. Win. Install a dictatorship, use the methods I learned from Giovanni to keep everyone in check. Do mass pokemon trafficking to fund a huge pokemon army. Conquer every nation, then slaughter every pokemon. Dissolve the mono government, giving everyone their independence. Now that nations can't resolve issues through beast taming, they need to resort to technology. Eventually, a breakthrough happens and humans find the secret for faster than light travel. the glorious age of man comes upon us. As regards to ghost guy: use him to study the properties of ghosts and revolutionize every field of science. Create a way to transform ghosts into people and people into ghosts. Turn everybody in earth into a ghost, arm each of them with the people turner. invade heaven, turn every angel and ghost into people( they are, as such, booted to earth). Rule over earth as the new God

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;38501770][url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/44/Demoman_taunts04.wav[/url][/QUOTE] you're a snake snakes strangle shit then eat shit

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38501756]Wouldn't your penis explode from the pressure. Not in the good way, but in the "ruptured blood vessels" way?[/QUOTE] Im into that okay?!

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38501819]you're a snake snakes strangle shit then eat shit[/QUOTE] We're not always like that silly.

trade him for blow

Make him cook fried chicken

Do what his title says.

Force them to battle so I can become a champion.

be the champions adoring fan

Have him train a small boxing man, make millions as he beats Mike Tyson. I'll call the kid Little Mac.

Get him to strangle everyone who screams incessantly for no discernible reason. [editline]18th November 2012[/editline] Holy fuck I was super ninja'd, he looks good at karate, just get him to karate chop people who scream for no reason.

[QUOTE=Rebi;38502355]Get him to strangle everyone who screams incessantly for no discernible reason. [editline]18th November 2012[/editline] Holy fuck I was super ninja'd, he looks good at karate, just get him to karate chop people who scream for no reason.[/QUOTE] I like how black guys have to strangle and asian dudes have to karate chop? lol?

[QUOTE=Lancer;38502381]I like how black guys have to strangle and asian dudes have to karate chop? lol?[/QUOTE] I was referring to Offtheroad 4 posts above, not you, hence why I said super-ninja'd.

Ninjas. Burn down towns.

Turn you into boxing gloves and use your punchbag

Use him as a marksman for my regime in Antarctica. EDIT: Damn ninjas. Use him to get rid of excess chocolate rations... for my regime in Antarctica.

Fuck it.

Hot anal sex

Become the best like no one ever was. [editline]now[/editline] Ninja'd Get rich bustin' ghosts.

Set him free. I'd rather not have him touch my tralala.

Make him kill people with an UZI

[QUOTE=RaTcHeT302;38502485]Set him free. I'd rather not have him touch my tralala.[/QUOTE] Aw. I'd open a brothel for furries.

dick that 'tache.

have them keep all my guitars in tune

Hug and cuddle.

Steal her hat and leave her alone.