You enslave the avatar above you, now that you have a slave, what do you do with him/her?

[MechaKat]

Use as a celebrity for dosh.

[Fuckitbucket]

Make it destroy shit.

[WilhelmScreamer]

dye the hair.

[Nigademus]

Scrap metal.

[Lolx0rz]

Kill it with fire.

[SiPlus]

Roadkill it.

[Nigademus]

Heavily armed bodyguard.

[Gosukadu]

Feed them bananas

[Nigademus]

Force him to post not in Fast Threads.

[editline]6th February 2013[/editline]

take a hint

[Lolx0rz]

[QUOTE=Apache249;39502963]Force him to post not in Fast Threads.

[editline]6th February 2013[/editline]

take a hint[/QUOTE]

[Nigademus]

[QUOTE=Apache249;39502963]Force him to post not in Fast Threads.

[editline]6th February 2013[/editline]

take a hint[/QUOTE]

[Matthaios]

sex

[MechaKat]

Make it find Zelda again.

[The_J_Hat]

Ride him and pretend I am He-Man.

[Max The Mouse]

Smell the smoke. Shit's good

[raku167]

stop it from releasing star wars 7

[Lolx0rz]

Use it to make millions of dollars.

[lik]

Piledrive it through a burning table.

[Lolx0rz]

Smashing, I...

[B3njisaur]

Stop scratching your head, wash your paws and make me a bacon lasagne please. :3

[WiltheKid]

pet it!
it's adorable

[MeowMeow]

[QUOTE]pet it!
it's adorable[/QUOTE]

[Lolx0rz]

I'm not sure what it is. I'll just rape it.

[Fuckitbucket]

Put it in a cage.

[Nerdrage]

make it do my fucking yard labor.

then once it's done i'll sell it's skeleton to science.

[Lolx0rz]

[QUOTE=Nerdrage;39516260]Sell it's skeleton to science.[/QUOTE]

[Stonecycle]

I will enter it in the local sloth race.

[Infab]

Have him drink sake with me.

[Oskutin]

KGB with it :v:

[Lolx0rz]

Use it to fix my pool pump.