You enslave the avatar above you, now that you have a slave, what do you do with him/her?

[raku167]

trade it in for a crobar

[The_J_Hat]

Cut of his head and use it to put hats onto.

[Nullianac]

Make it drink whiskey with me.

[Lolx0rz]

Fight crime.

[raku167]

feed it rare candy

[Matthaios]

Afterlife sex

[Gorou]

Capture Princess Zelda and be really nice until Stockholm syndrome kicks in.

[H.Drescher]

Have him play music.

[WiltheKid]

Use him as a trained mercenary/assassin/sniper/what the fuck ever he can shoot people for me

[The_J_Hat]

Use him as target practice.

[Mystlight]

Give everyone I hate dirty looks.

[Stonecycle]

Award it to losers.

[Lolx0rz]

Sell them to a museum.

[MechaKat]

Sell their pelt for dosh.

[Izzy-chan]

Guard dog.

I'll call him "Fluffy."

[WiltheKid]

lure neckbeards to their untimely demise with her alluring animes

[Fuckitbucket]

Sex Slave.

[kida23]

I have now enslaved... some furry thing.
Alright... go to the store and buy some tea, I guess?

[Rammlied]

Let it go, it will be happier in nature.

[Matthaios]

sex

[vealydan12]

Chain him up and keep calling him Zelda until he eventually goes crazy and goes on a rampage killing those that call him Zelda.

[Rammlied]

[QUOTE=matthaios;39541382]sex[/QUOTE]

anon dats fukken grose

play a smooth drum line for eternity

[vealydan12]

[QUOTE=Rammlied;39541713]anon dats fukken grose

play a smooth drum line for eternity[/QUOTE]

like this? [video=youtube;TnzFRV1LwIo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzFRV1LwIo[/video]

And I would make you dance to my drumming

[maxofsteam]

let it free

[kida23]

Alright, my last slave wan't too eventful, how about the next?
...Oh. A gorilla. Playing drums...
Please come with me, slave. I'll get the piano out. Bring the drums.

EDIT:Well that thing left. Oh, a rabbit.
BANANG BANANG BANANG!!
What was that!? Why did I just do that!?

[OldAverageJoe]

make another touhou game

[MechaKat]

I'd hug it

[kida23]

So my Lunarian friend gave me... this thing...
Uh... go fetch a human for me, will you? Dead or alive.

[vealydan12]

Fetch me a sammich woman! :p

[kida23]

Oh look, my convienient ape-slave has come back. And knows how to talk.

"SAKUYA! GET US SANDWICHES! NOW!"
Let's sit down and talk, shall we...?