You enslave the avatar above you, now that you have a slave, what do you do with him/her?

[GastricTank]

Make her go to a different thread because she has already posted 4 times in the past 2 hours.

[PaxMayne]

Punch him in his smug face.

[MechaKat]

Steal his hat.

[H.Drescher]

Exterminate him for the sake of the universe.

[Matthaios]

Make him find people to have sex with.

[vealydan12]

make him suffer Navi in a darkened room shouting "look" "over here"

[MechaKat]

Dance to his music.

[Lolx0rz]

Clone it to make one good movie and 3 crappy sequels.

[Kartoffel]

Hello new pillow...

[Nigademus]

Share that bag of carrots you got there.

[I AM THE LAW]

Make a sweater out of their hair

[kida23]

How do I go about controlling three red letters spelling "BAN"?
Alright... Why don't you go [I]nab[/I] some lawbreakers for us to punish?

[Lolx0rz]

Sell it to lonely Japanese men.

[asteroidrules]

Trade it for something better.

[MechaKat]

You will play cute and do cute stuff that cute cats do.

[WiltheKid]

keep it as a pet until the government comes and takes it away to do tests on it
:(

[wizu]

[I]I am [B]NOT[/B] touching that![/I]

Okay, maybe I'll pet the pussy.

[xfreak341xx]

I guess I could use the E for shelf space, the stars...look nice I guess. What an impractical slave I have.

[raineko]

raep

[Lolx0rz]

Bartender-slave.

[Slash215]

Ban the Admins

[kobalt]

Cool I've got a yandere now.

[Lolx0rz]

Nom.

[Oskutin]

Zoo.

[The_J_Hat]

I'd use it to fix my sink.

[Lolx0rz]

Go on epic space adventures.

[asteroidrules]

Trade it for something that can fly.

[Lolx0rz]

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;39571405]Trade it for something that can fly.[/QUOTE]

Are you saying explosions can't make you fly?

[Nigademus]

Pillow Pet

[Marksman117]

Cut those gook eyes open and eat the eyeballs