You enslave the avatar above you, now that you have a slave, what do you do with him/her?

[Lolx0rz]

Have him write songs.

[Stonecycle]

Back scratchaaaa!

[Zally13]

teach me how to do missile magic

[Nigademus]

[QUOTE=Zally13;39596135]teach me how to do missile magic[/QUOTE]

[TransplantedHead]

Have it click me.

[dax364]

have him kill some dwarf scum

[amic]

[QUOTE=dax364;39596865]have him kill some dwarf scum[/QUOTE]
Be the pimp and prostitute him.

[Pinkest Catgirl]

Empty it and use it to store my stuff.

[B3njisaur]

sex slave.

[dax364]

is that a panda? teach him kung fu?

[Lolx0rz]

To the whorehouse we go!

[TheDevl]

Make dinner.

[The_J_Hat]

You shall become my Dr. Manhattan-esque sex slave.

[TittyTangler]

I have wild, sloppy sex with him/her.

[Daniel Smith]

Kill it for being a commie

[B3njisaur]

skin it alive and then sell the remains to Tesco.

[The_J_Hat]

Force it to mate with it's own kind.

[Daniel Smith]

Let him go because I don't know who his is and I can't think of anything clever

[Lolx0rz]

Kick him in his stupid ball-chin face.

[Digimutant]

Use him as a messenger.

[MechaKat]

Enforce the law.

[Scoooooby]

Stab it's perineal.

[Neat!]

sex it

[Elowin]

[QUOTE=Scoooooby;39613356]Stab it's perineal.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;39606506]Let him go because I don't know who his is and I can't think of anything clever[/QUOTE]

fukking ninja

Train it to be my personal ninja assistant.

[asteroidrules]

Make it menace my enemies.

[MechaKat]

Make it commit suicide.

[Overwatch 7]

Teach it to become vegan.

[asteroidrules]

Invade places.

[.Lain]

Let's take a trip around the universe

[GefJeff]

eat it