You enslave the avatar above you, now that you have a slave, what do you do with him/her?
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dance the night away
Turn this astarte to the forces of Chaos.
Start research.
Use him to fix any/all appliances that have broke.
Use it to scare away bailiffs.
Carry him in that box and sic him against my enemies.
Rule over them with an iron fist!
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Command it to go and find a suitable woman applicant for the position in my office under my desk.
Commit orgy sex.
Have it attack anyone who makes eye contact with me.
I'd keep it as a pet, and feed it apples.
Rape.
Kill it and steal it's eyes.
Give it shades.
Have him prepare LSD so i can sell it.
Rape.
Never let it do any thing but sleep
Use him to put sunglasses on and pick up chicks, man!
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YOU GODDAMN NINJA!
[editline]19th February 2013[/editline]
Ffffffffffffffffffuck.
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;39639511]Use him to put sunglasses on and pick up chicks, man!
[editline]19th February 2013[/editline]
YOU GODDAMN NINJA!
[editline]19th February 2013[/editline]
Ffffffffffffffffffuck.[/QUOTE]
You got ninja'd so hard.
Make him make me a GM suave sloth army.
Repopulate China's panda population.
Eat it.
Create an army of geth.
Teach it to steal.
Sex.
Labour probably.
Food for the poor.
Go on space adventures.
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