Ashley, my 6 years old sister saw that.
[editline]12:08AM[/editline]
That blowjob.
[QUOTE=Anubis678;19417150]I remember that, and I'm sincerely sorry for not believing you.[/QUOTE]
Dun be. :v:
And it all started March 14th, 2009.
and oh shit, she's here.
[QUOTE=Dummkopf;19417182]Ashley, my 6 years old sister saw that.
[editline]12:08AM[/editline]
That blowjob.[/QUOTE]
csb
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;19417194]Dun be. :v:
And it all started March 14th, 2009.
and oh shit, she's here.[/QUOTE]
:byodood:
[QUOTE=Anubis678;19417214]:byodood:[/QUOTE]
Same time? Earlier? Later?
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;19417143]Not really a she-devil as much as a confused harlot.[/QUOTE]
succubus*
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;19417221]Same time? Earlier? Later?[/QUOTE]
29th March 2009
v:smug:v
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This is SMUG, copy and paste him and he will soon take over facepunch
Lmao this movie is horrible
I wish the girls that I always thought in school were out of my league are girls that like me.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19417228]succubus*[/QUOTE]
well, you didn't kill me after... so, that can't be right.
Still confused.
Smiling in the way I imagine I might smile at a clown car accident.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMGxjLH21ho[/media]
[code]I've got a bad disease
Up from my brain is where I bleed
Insanity it seems
Has got me by my soul to squeeze
Wear all the love from me
With all the dying trees I scream
The angels in my dreams
They turn to demons of greed
That's mean
Where I go I
Just don't know
I got to got to gotta take it slow
When I find my
Piece of mind
I'm gonna give you some of my good time
Today love smiled on me
She took away my pangs of grief
I'll let you ride for free
You gotta let it be
Oh yeah
Where I go I
Just don't know
I got to got to gotta take it slow
When I find my
Peace of mind
I'm gonna give you some of my good time
Oh so polite indeed
Well I've got everything I need
Just take my days of grief
And take away my self destruction
It's bitter baby and it's very sweet
Up on a rollercoaster but I'm on my feet
Take me up the river let me on your shore
I'll be coming back baby I'll be coming back for more
Zanga dong dinga zanga dong dong
Zinga ding dinga Zanga dong dong
I could not forget but i went out and never
Said my pleasure, I'm much better, but I won't regret it never
Where I go I
Just don't know
I've got to got to gotta take it slow
When I find my
Peace of mind
I'm gonna give you some of my good time
Where I go I
Just don't know
I mgiht end up somewhere in Mexico
When I find my
Peace of mind
I'll gonna keep you 'til the end of time.[/code]
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;19417117]WAYT: Talking about what a she-devil Ashley is
Ashley: Angry with me, seemingly for a kebab-related Flight of the Conchords quote
Myself: Confused. Laughing at the absurdity of most of this[/QUOTE]
What am I?
[QUOTE=Anubis678;19417239]29th March 2009[/QUOTE]
There's probably someone else before me... Idk, let's ask.
Ashley, was I your first victim?
[QUOTE=Asar;19417266]v:smug:v
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This is SMUG, copy and paste him and he will soon take over facepunch[/QUOTE]
:smugissar:
This is smugissar, copy and paste him and soon he will kill SMUG.
[editline]12:19AM[/editline]
Wait, he already did.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;19417391]What am I?[/QUOTE]
Well you woke up in a field last night so are you even sure yourself?
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;19417407]Well you woke up in a field last night so are you even sure yourself?[/QUOTE]
I need to hear this story, lol
[editline]03:20AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;19417393]There's probably someone else before me... Idk, let's ask.
Ashley, was I your first victim?[/QUOTE]
Yes, I would also like to know.
In what order did you rape our innocence?
[QUOTE=Anubis678;19417418]I need to hear this story, lol[/QUOTE]
well you basically just did.
He was on FP. He was in a field. At 3am. Miles away.
Watching Fight Club.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;19417432]well you basically just did.
He was on FP. He was in a field. At 3am. Miles away.[/QUOTE]
Awesome
[editline]03:21AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=articpenguin;19417436]Watching Fight Club.[/QUOTE]
Excellent movie.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19417146][media]http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvmlji5WL11qa5i1lo1_500.jpg[/media][/QUOTE]
Choo choo, all aboard the inadequacy train.
:suicide:
Fuck, just noticed that image. Now I feel inadequate too. :frown:
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;19417407]Well you woke up in a field last night so are you even sure yourself?[/QUOTE]
I didn't wake up, I just sorta snapped back into reality I suppose.
I don't.
At least, not a whole lot... He's got more girth.
I am the only one who doesn't feel inadequate in any way by the sucking fucking image?
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;19417501]I didn't wake up, I just sorta snapped back into reality I suppose.[/QUOTE]
Well who would you like to be then
And my dad just saw it too, thanks again Ashley.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;19417519]I am the only one who doesn't feel inadequate in any way by the sucking fucking image?[/QUOTE]
No
Not because my penis is that large, just because I'm not insecure enough to let other men's endowments bother me
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