What Are You Thinking? V. Dr. Mungumbo's Macabre Manor of Madness - General

Very confused I am.

Very f'htagn has it risen, but not yet.

Did someone say f'htagn? My tentacles were burning.

oh lord.

What is a man?! *tosses aside wine glass*

A miserable little pile of secrets!

I am no such thing.

Die monster, you don't belong in this world! I feel very -vania today...

It is not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by [i]humans[/i]... who wish to pay ME tribute.

Sebastian? where the hell did you go?

Tribute? You swallow men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.

He's got the thing with the people that drill various materials into h

[img]http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvncmoSUOU1qzbsi7o1_500.gif[/img]

My eyes. AHHHHHHH

I'm trippin ballz

The thing broke.

Steam support finally responded! :woop: [editline]08:48AM[/editline] [QUOTE=HookerVomit;19420587][img]http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvncmoSUOU1qzbsi7o1_500.gif[/img][/QUOTE]That's not actually far off how my eyesight is :sigh:

stupidest questions ever.. seriously people Questions Answered does your vagina smell like fried chicken is that suppose to be racist? I dont even like fried foods... just now Delete Your Response . nas or jay-z neither; i dont like rap music. 39 seconds ago Delete Your Response . why i think you're quite lovely. I am suspicious of this "question" / "statement". 1 hour ago Delete Your Response . What are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for the fruit salad oh god... please... dont do this.. 1 hour ago Delete Your Response . What one thing are you exceptionally bad at? Getting along with other people yesterday Delete Your Response . Do you like waffles? LOL. Yes. yesterday Delete Your Response . DO YOU LOVE ME, ARE YOU PLAYING YOUR LOVE GAMES WITH ME?! I'm not Lady Gaga bitch. yesterday Delete Your Response . If you could become a man, would you? sure. i'd love to fuck a lot of girls and make them fall in love with me only to fill them with lies and false hope for fucking happiness. and to skeet on a bitches face. yesterday Delete Your Response . jonahyeebrah harbeeyhanoj yesterday Delete Your Response . What color is your hair dyed? And how the hell did you manage that? Ive never dyed my hair before... yesterday Delete Your Response . how big are your tits and would you show them to me normal. no. yesterday Delete Your Response . How do you want me to boil your egg? I dont like boiled eggs... yesterday Delete Your Response . What's your favourite food? Lasagna yesterday Delete Your Response . If you could go on vacation for the next month with an unlimited budget, where would you go? Australia or Another planet.. 6 days ago Delete Your Response . What celebrity would play you in a movie about your life? I'm not sure... maybe Garden State, but without all the death and maybe some of pine apple express 6 days ago Delete Your Response . What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? oxtail? 6 days ago

Very enlightening, i'm sure.

[quote=HookerVomit]What are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for the fruit salad[/quote] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/41527Q2KP1L._SS500__.jpg[/IMG]

Vanessa Feltz sure knows how to entertain and inform.

Albert Finney turned down a knighthood. What a fucking badass.

it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfgibbKiO1qzzzgn.gif[/img] . so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfgjyWM6c1qzzzgn.gif[/img] so i was like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfgkgRHLF1qzzzgn.gif[/img] and he was like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfgreWPdY1qzzzgn.gif[/img] so i was like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfgspBiyT1qzzzgn.gif[/img]. i wasn’t allowed to eat the banana. ~~~~~~~~~ 1 hour later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i finally got to school and was like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfgv8mgmr1qzzzgn.gif[/img] and i walked into my classroom and the teacher was like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfgx90GMS1qzzzgn.gif[/img] so i was like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfh1do7CA1qzzzgn.gif[/img] and then i went to my first class. it was music class. the teacher was like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfh3doQnt1qzzzgn.gif[/img] and i was like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfh4qP4Ss1qzzzgn.gif[/img] then that class was over and i went to english. i was like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfh6p2tBp1qzzzgn.gif[/img] but the teacher still gave alot of homework. the girl next to me was like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfh8nTt8o1qzzzgn.gif[/img] but the teacher was like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfh9oSBKe1qzzzgn.gif[/img] then i went to spanish and the teacher was like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfhejtJhZ1qzzzgn.gif[/img] and i got in trouble for some reason so i had to go the principal’s office so i was like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfhggq7oX1qzzzgn.gif[/img] when i got the office, the principal and nurse were like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfhhe7R481qzzzgn.gif[/img] and i was like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfhi8FJAf1qzzzgn.gif[/img] but then they stopped and the principal was like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfhj2Qe5h1qzzzgn.gif[/img] so i was like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfhk62xX11qzzzgn.gif[/img] and she was like OKAY, [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfhlc18Yf1qzzzgn.gif[/img] then the day went by and the school was out. all the kids were like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfhm71BbO1qzzzgn.gif[/img] and like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfhmzGWZV1qzzzgn.gif[/img] but i just got on the bus and the driver was still like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfgjyWM6c1qzzzgn.gif[/img]~~~~~~~~ the end ~~~~~~~~~~~

Lovely tale.

It's definitely not Jim Rennie, Chef is too doped up to do something like this even behind all that tech. It's either aliens or the government, and my money isn't on the government

oh my god :ohdear: NFSW [url]http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvpkuowk4S1qasc0ho1_500.jpg[/url] [editline]03:26AM[/editline] [img]http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kurl74Jlzp1qa4zrbo1_400.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19420878]trippy :words: and shit[/QUOTE] This nearly crashed my under-development FP Google Chrome extension: [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/mmbzpe.jpg[/IMG] and then I was like [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/339sfh0.jpg[/IMG].. [editline]09:32AM[/editline] Also, rated artistic for effort =P

Hush now baby baby don't you cry Mama's gonna make all of your nightmares come true Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you Mama's gonna keep you right here under her wing She won't let you fly, but she might let you sing Mama's gonna keep baby cozy and warm Ooooooh baby Ooooooh baby Oooh baby Of course mama's gonna help build the wall Night, y'all

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19421036]oh my god :ohdear: NFSW [url]http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvpkuowk4S1qasc0ho1_500.jpg[/url][/QUOTE] Looks painful. But I guess that it's always best to stretch before you exercise, although I wouldn't deem THAT the best way to go about it.