I had a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanishing_twin"]vanishing twin[/URL]. When in my mother's uterus, I killed and absorbed my twin brother into my body.
my girlfriend gave me head for the first time (first for us both) earlier this day, it felt like fucking heaven at first because of her tongue but then when she tried to suck on it i think her braces was fucking ramming up the head of my dick again and again and i was too shy to complain and i dont want to embarass her too, she's kinda shy about it too. it was painful as hell but it felt good again when she stopped and just kept on licking the head.
i was supposed to tell her about how it sucked (lol, but more like painful or something) but apparently she feels sad and ashamed because of what she did and that we're "going too fast". oh well, maybe next time :v:
I'm scared I'm gonna do really bad in life just because I have shitty grades now (mostly D's D:)
[QUOTE=OuTlAw767;33345570]I'm scared I'm gonna do really bad in life just because I have shitty grades now (mostly D's D:)[/QUOTE]
You wouldn't have shitty grades if you studied more.
Unless you suffer from some learning disability, then have your parents get you a tutor.
i feel like i'm the only person that isn't able to be funny upon whim and have crippling self-esteem issues because of it
When ever I need to take a crap
I fill the toilet with paper so it won't splash/make a noise
I'm bisexual, but since my family and the people around me consist of a bunch of homophobes I'm not going to tell anybody.
I'm also gay for a certain member on Facepunch.
[QUOTE=Eddie;33346235]When ever I need to take a crap
I fill the toilet with paper so it won't splash/make a noise[/QUOTE]
I do that too, but for a other reason:
As i was like 10 my father said, rats will come out of the toilet and bite my butt.
Sounds very stupid but i can't ease if there is no paper in there :/
I didn't know how to tie my shoes until I was about 10-11
I was pretty much a COMPLETELY different person 1-2 years ago. Like, brain transplant different.
I'm in constant fear that I'm going to mess up big time in school, even though I've always gotten good grades.
I have relatively little clue what I want to go to college for, and it's so overwhelming that I get nauseous thinking about it.
And mostly, I'm terrified of the fact that I'll never be good enough at anything to where I'll be able say "I'm good at that, and it took me a lot of practice to get good at it, but I'm better at it than most people".
[editline]19th November 2011[/editline]
Oh also I lose interest in my friends oddly easily. I can go from talking to them every day to being content not talking to them again in an instant.
[QUOTE=Rethill34;33347020]I'm bisexual, but since my family and the people around me consist of a bunch of homophobes I'm not going to tell anybody.
I'm also gay for a certain member on Facepunch.[/QUOTE]
It's okay... A lot of people are gay for me and I understand.
[QUOTE=Rebi;33353056]I didn't know how to tie my shoes until I was about 10-11
I was pretty much a COMPLETELY different person 1-2 years ago. Like, brain transplant different.[/QUOTE]
you know, if you had a brain transplant, you'd forget about having the brain transplant...
hm... ...
Oh fuck wrong thread
Anyways, I want to play in a rockband when I'm older, but I don't dare tell anyone in fear they will laugh at me
[QUOTE=Zombie man70;33353347]It's okay... A lot of people are gay for me and I understand.[/QUOTE]
I don't even know you. So you're not the one I'm gay for.
[QUOTE=Rethill34;33360646]I don't even know you. So you're not the one I'm gay for.[/QUOTE]
I hope it isn't someone from the dragon thread.
Whenever I go to other people's houses, i always break something, like this one time when I was like 9, i broke a plate without anyone knowing, then i went to the washroom and flushed it do the toilet. Funny how if never got cut from the shards. I broke someone's mp3 and did the same, when I was 7...
They never suspected a thing.
I tried watching MLP, god damnit.
[editline]20th November 2011[/editline]
I'm not even joking.
[QUOTE=sa2fan;33365753]I tried watching MLP, god damnit.
[editline]20th November 2011[/editline]
I'm not even joking.[/QUOTE]
What really matters is weather or not you liked it.
Ive tasted cock before.
I got tricked into it when i was 4.
[QUOTE=ccg;33365886]What really matters is weather or not you liked it.[/QUOTE]I kinda liked it, what have I done.
[QUOTE=Chaplin;33129273]I'm bisexual, and I secretly hate myself for it.[/QUOTE]
There's no such thing as being bisexual. You just don't want to be called gay.
[QUOTE=sa2fan;33366586]I kinda liked it, what have I done.[/QUOTE]
Meh, its fine to like the show as long as you don't fall to the "dressing up in a pony (fur) suit, standing on all fours" faggotry.
[editline]21st November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=TheMustacheHero;33366623]There's no such thing as being bisexual. You just don't want to be called gay.[/QUOTE]
What makes you think someone can't be attracted to both sexes?
[QUOTE=ccg;33366694]Meh, its fine to like the show as long as you don't fall to the "dressing up in a pony (fur) suit, standing on all fours" faggotry.[/QUOTE]It's okay, I just happen to like the show. I don't know, but I won't rub it in people's face or call myself brony.
[QUOTE=sa2fan;33367267]It's okay, I just happen to like the show. I don't know, but I won't rub it in people's face or call myself brony.[/QUOTE]
That's a fabrication of the sensible course of action. Never tell [i]anybody[/i] that you like the show. It can only end badly.
[QUOTE=TheMustacheHero;33366623]There's no such thing as being bisexual. You just don't want to be called gay.[/QUOTE]
Gay is the wrong word. I like both men and women in a relational manner. I don't like JUST men.
EDIT: I have also tasted dick before. I was half-tricked into it.
[QUOTE=TheMustacheHero;33366623]There's no such thing as being bisexual. You just don't want to be called gay.[/QUOTE] dumb
I once asked how much something was in a pound shop.
I really was not paying attention when I walked in.
THE SHAME. OH GOD THE SHAME.
i still can't believe it's not butter, I just can't...
everytime i go to a friends house i imagine that everything they own even the carpet is like a minefield, where if i knock something ive lost all respect from there family and from the friend, because once when i was little i accidently knocked someones urn over, that was full of there dad great grandpa, then the dog ate it all :v:
My friend showed me a clip of MLP (The new shit) and I laughed. I hate myself for that.
[editline]21st November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=iEat;33365986]Ive tasted cock before.
I got tricked into it when i was 4.[/QUOTE]
Avatar fits so well... :v:
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