Deepest and darkest secrets (For real) - General

I like MLP because it reminds me of child-like innocence that everyone loses [editline]22nd November 2011[/editline] especially when they uncover the disturbingly large amount of MLP porn

I have really bad anxiety. It's basically to the point that whenever I have to take a test or do a presentation I get sick. I threw up today because of this.

I punch up my little brother when I'm mad and treat him like crap, blaming him for my fuckups. And I think turtlehead's new avatar is mega-hot.

[QUOTE=Lord Xamot;33378043]I punch up my little brother when I'm mad and treat him like crap, blaming him for my fuckups. And I think turtlehead's new avatar is mega-hot.[/QUOTE]Not cool, unless he's a dick to you.

Sometimes I like to jump in a tub of Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.

I like furry porn.

I never finished any LoZ game because of the creepypastas. Im bisexual. I used to be a complete weeaboo faggot when I was younger.

I have a strange obsession with rainbows.

I used to like anime a lot when I was 17 or so and even bought shitty swords.

[QUOTE=iEat;33365986]Ive tasted cock before. I got tricked into it when i was 4.[/QUOTE] Oh god that's horrible

I used to be a furry. Not the "yiffy" kind, god no, those kind are the sole reason I stoped being one in the first place. But I used to draw myself as a white tiger and shit. It's not much of a secret really, but it's a dark and sad part of my past I don't like to talk about.

I have trouble trusting people because I feel like my life is a joke, like "Truman Show" status. I have generalized anxiety, chronic depression, obsessive thinking (like ocd, minus the "compulsive" part), and PTSD from witnessing an attempted murder. Having a weird sort of epilepsy that only gave me seizures while I slept has made me have a fear of sleeping. [sp]Winning[/sp]

as i reach the epitome of ecstasy at the end of jacking off, i raise my hand forward and up as though i am hitler and am above a large army.

[QUOTE=Mr. Bleak;33353138]I'm in constant fear that I'm going to mess up big time in school, even though I've always gotten good grades. I have relatively little clue what I want to go to college for, and it's so overwhelming that I get nauseous thinking about it. And mostly, I'm terrified of the fact that I'll never be good enough at anything to where I'll be able say "I'm good at that, and it took me a lot of practice to get good at it, but I'm better at it than most people". [editline]19th November 2011[/editline] Oh also I lose interest in my friends oddly easily. I can go from talking to them every day to being content not talking to them again in an instant.[/QUOTE] Woah, same for me, on almost all of those, but I am good at something, like Piano.

I only feel really relaxed when I'm on pills, speed or half drunk. My passion for music and vehicles(cars, trucks, bikes, engines and so forth). destroys all my relationships. I'm usually a quiet person, but when a special bro or girlfriend comes to talk to me I can talk for hours. I really hate myself sometimes. And I..... Just don't know. [editline]22nd November 2011[/editline] Also, took a heckload of pills and drank quiet alot. Still feel bad because of it, blacked out really hard at my friends house. Maybe I died? Who knows. [editline]22nd November 2011[/editline] Also, Alcoholic. :(

When I was 15 I tried to commit suicide because I was really depressed for a long period of time. Only reason I'm typing this is because my neighbours were suspicious.

I once got drunk with a friend and shat in his shower than blamed it on him and he ended up in therapy.

I'm straight but I find vaginas disgusting. I don't think I'll ever be able to give a girl oral.

I rarely post on forums and stuff because I'm afraid of being judged. :<

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son of a bitch, my mouse slipped when I rated cowabanga oh well but yeah ratings mean nothing, every one makes bad posts, u just have to make good posts to make up for them

when i was 8 months old i was kidnapped in a supermarket, and went through horrible things, and i have a swastika tattoo'd on my hip from the cunt and thats why everytime i walk through a door i get on the floor and do the dinosaur v:v:v

Well, it's not that deep or dark but I have thoughts of physically hurting someone at my school for being attracted to a perfect girl that I think is the most beautiful intelligent woman in the multiverse. I have dreams of doing horrible things and I'm pretty sure I've lost self control

I have an obsession with 9-11. I've got this weird fascination with the World Trade Center and I have a extensive collection of graphic and gorey pictures. Like, rare ones that few people have seen. Yeah fine I said it.

ITT: proving 85% of FP members to be completely insane.

[QUOTE=comet1337;33414481]ITT: proving 85% of FP members to be completely insane.[/QUOTE] "Insane" is exaggerating.

I kissed a girl, and I liked it. [editline]26th November 2011[/editline] [sp]actually i have never kissed a girl[/sp]

I smile to everyone and make shit jokes whenever I get the chance to hide the fact I'm just a few steps from suicide. Yeah, not really that funny so here have another one : I told everyone my cellphone died because it fell on my bath. Sounded less stupid than "I used it as a flashlight in order to reach the toilets then let it slip from hands right into the toilets I just took a massive dump in"

I'm a really nice guy, I'll do anything for anyone, seriously. I never talk shit about anyone and I try to live without pissing anyone else off. Despite this, there's always this niggling thing in the back of my brain just praying that someone's about to start shit with me so I can bust their nose open. I don't care who it is, I just want someone to give me a reason.

sometimes i piss in empty bottles of coke and empty it out of my window when i cant be bothered to get up and go to the toilet (my room is in the loft)