[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;33236484]I stand up while wiping my ass[/QUOTE]
Me too. I also like to stand up and put one leg on the toilet seat while I wipe my ass, it makes access much easier.
whenever i see something cool,strange,scary,hot,abnormal I can't stop thinking about it for days/weeks
I'm very cynical.
I hate everyone. (except for a few people)
I always try to prove myself smarter than someone else.
I show that i'm confident...But I'm really not.
I'm intelligent but can't do an assignment for the life of me.
I was suicidal when I was 9 and until I was 11.
I obsess over a bands history and their rarer music. (Slipknot)
I used to be outside with friends every day, now I stay in online.
And, I fall for girls I know I couldn't EVER get with.
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;33236484]I stand up while wiping my ass[/QUOTE]
Standing is much easier though.
[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;33130814]
I was completely unjustified in my violent behaviour on August 23rd, 2008, and I emotionally broke many people on that day. This the primary regret in my life and will likely result in death by my own hands in the near future.
[/QUOTE]
Exactly what happened ??
I don't even like MLP that much but I defend bronies whenever they're attacked merely because of how ridiculous the whole hatred is.
Girls fall for me that could never get with m-..wait, wrong thread.
I'm a mistake. My parents only wanted three children, and got four instead. There's a 10 year gap between me and my closest brother.
I'm depressed and often think about suicide, and have even tried to commit it a few times. First time I walked in front of a car, I was hit and rolled over the hood and flew through the air before landing on the asphalt? I was really disoriented after and was mainly concentrating on leaving before someone could call an ambulance or something. Second time I tried overdosing on medication and alcohol, but all that happened was I got really high for a few minutes before vomiting. Third time I tried blowing my brains out with my 9mm but forgot to switch the safety off (had been fiddling with the pistol for a couple of hours) and couldn't pull the trigger a second time.
I'm gay, and fear rejection from my family. I've opened up to a few friends and most of them didn't really care.
Even though I'm really lonely, every time I try getting into a relationship with someone they're either not interested in me or I get really bad anxiety and start hating myself and it just never happens.
I hate my parents. My dad is an immature fat man child and my mom is a lazy alcoholic bitch
Also, Arizona sucks.
We're here for you man.
Found I'm bissexual not long ago. I have a girlfriend now and I love her more than anything in this world. Problem is she lives in another country far away from me and I only get a chance to see her twice or thrice a year. It's expensive to travel so it's hard to keep. We've been going pretty strong for almost two years now so yes, I can say it's serious with all the certainty in my heart.
My parents don't know about it. My father would probably kick me out if he knew. I'm leaving to be with her in a couple of years...
I'm scared of telling my dad... I don't think he's going to take the pain well because he wants grandkids...
... yes, I'm a girl.
[QUOTE=Vulture;33258975]Found I'm bissexual not long ago. I have a girlfriend now and I love her more than anything in this world. Problem is she lives in another country far away from me and I only get a chance to see her twice or thrice a year. It's expensive to travel so it's hard to keep. We've been going pretty strong for almost two years now so yes, I can say it's serious with all the certainty in my heart.
My parents don't know about it. My father would probably kick me out if he knew. I'm leaving to be with her in a couple of years...
I'm scared of telling my dad... I don't think he's going to take the pain well because he wants grandkids...
... yes, I'm a girl.[/QUOTE]
Adopt? :v:
Seriously, two women can have children, they just can't [i]haaaave[/i] children.
He probably doesn't want adopted children.
[QUOTE=Zoran;33212239]Some of my motorskills aren't that good. I learned how to tie my shoes when I was like 8. Which is pretty pathetic IMO. I'm not retarded either, not diagnosed with anything. it's just that my motorskills aren't good in some cases.[/QUOTE]
I learned it when i was 10.
Thats not a joke.
I learned when I was 4, but I fogot how to, and had to re-learn it as a 13 year old, infront of a huge ass amount of people
[quote=NateDude] Adopt?
Seriously, two women can have children, they just can't haaaave children. [/quote]
[quote=Zarjk]He probably doesn't want adopted children. [/quote]
Pretty much yeah, he doesn't want me to adopt if it were the case. He has referred several times that he couldn't love an adopted child. And says if any of us were gay it would be a huge disappointment (I have an older brother, 28. He was hit with a severe case of depression and is now basically a metrosexual basement dweller of sorts, go figure).
So yeah, I gotta decide between the love of my life or a broken father (my mom's "ok" with it, as in, says I'm just confused).
My choice is obvious. I'm not gonna marry my parents am I? It's still harsh though and brings me a lot of heartache. On one hand I couldn't be happier with this relationship... on another... my dad (and her dad) are gonna freak out when they find out.
Regarding Zoran, I don't know how to tie my shoe laces properly either, I'm too clumsy. I use some sort of "shortcut" for it. Also learned it when I was like... 10 or 11 so yeah...
It takes me forever to tie my shoes.
Don't worry, I look dumb in front of people.
I'm scared my fetishes will seep into the real world and I'll hurt a child.
I'm scared that I'll fail in life and become homeless with no degree, but that still doesn't motivate me enough to actually become a model student.
I'm bisexual but I'm just not ever going to tell my parents. It's much simpler that way because I know they would disown me because of it.
Also I can't read analog watches/clocks. I use digital for everything and I've always seemed to struggle on how to understand it.
I didn't learn the clock before I was 12 years old, and didn't learn digital watch before I was about 15 years old.
(You may now proceed to rate me clocks, because I'm late in every possible way)
I'm a Christian who wants to be an atheist. It seems like atheism is far more logical, but I still feel like there's maybe some proof that a god is real. Also, the thought of going to hell when I die scares me shitless, and that keeps me from converting.
Too bad there isn't a hell.
[QUOTE=dergon;33263265]Too bad there isn't a hell.[/QUOTE]
The possibility that there is one still scares me though.
[QUOTE=K3inMitl3id;33263234]I'm a Christian who wants to be an atheist. It seems like atheism is far more logical, but I still feel like there's maybe some proof that a god is real. Also, the thought of going to hell when I die scares me shitless, and that keeps me from converting.[/QUOTE]
If you live your life in fear you'll waste it
Don't think about what comes after, because no one knows.
Yeah, I've noticed that a lot of people are christians because they're scared of hell.
Basically, they are scared of death, yet nobody knows what happens after it.
I have no problem with pony lovers, furries, sonicfags (or whatever you call them), scalies, weaboos, or any other group as long as they aren't ultra in your face, and it disgusts me how closed minded most people here are on the matter on them.
Snippity snip.
[QUOTE=krazipanda;33263559]I have no problem with pony lovers, furries, sonicfags (or whatever you call them), scalies, weaboos, or any other group as long as they aren't ultra in your face, and it disgusts me how closed minded most people here are on the matter on them.[/QUOTE]
I agree, people get so worked-up over nothing when they just need to ignore it if they don't like it. I'm into everything on that list except scalies.
I peed in my toybox when I was younger, my mom found out a month later and sent me to a therapist named Tim.I just had to pee really bad :(
edit: He also gave me A marble that I named Tiny Tim!
Ok,prepare.
I own some explosives in my garage,but gay mafia tried to steal it! So i took TNT and put it in a grenade launcher,when i shot at the mafia car,the papal guards came from a cloud and started shooting,i escaped to Amazon so i could hide. Then pope sent MEL GIBSON to me,but i severed his dick of with a wedge cutter and he cried like a baby,when i returned,GAY MAFIA was there,so i had to show them porn to make them die,and TERROLISTITS came to FUCK me,so i escaped to a tower and hid in a vent,when they found me,i threw a fish tat gets in their DICK and eats their BALLS so they died instantly,i then jumped from the sun and rescued MARIO so we could get BOXER in the house,but the pope came in a tank so we ran and ran,and then we found a CHUCK NORRIS. CHUCK NORRIS threw a GABE NEWELL at the tank and it exploded,then we met hot girlz. The end.
[QUOTE=Zoran;33212239]Some of my motorskills aren't that good. I learned how to tie my shoes when I was like 8. Which is pretty pathetic IMO. I'm not retarded either, not diagnosed with anything. it's just that my motorskills aren't good in some cases.[/QUOTE]
I know that feeling bro, I still don't know how to tie my shoes. I just put them in my shoes.
[QUOTE=Tomthetechy;33180288]I've currently got a problem with emotions.
was reading at my grandfather's funeral. No tears. No sadness. No happiness.
I'm actually beginning to get worried by it.
That and I generally appear gay to anyone I meet.
But im not gay. Im bi :v:[/QUOTE]
Same except I'm heterosexual and as a bonus people think I'm either gay or homophobic.
Also about the whole emotion thing don't worry about it, got the same issue, not so much of a problem, really.
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