A man breaks into your house...

[Thomas849]

I have the gun my friend loaned me for just this sort of situation.

:smug:

[The-Spy]

throw a bobble head at him ( the bobble head has no head on it, just a sharp ass spring).

[Monsters_Marco]

Strip into nothing but a diaper and a mask then walk downstairs with all the lights off whilst saying in a creepy voice, "I've been expecting you..." and then pull out a double-ended dildo out from my diaper.

[KevinsLunchbox]

Hit him in the head with a frying pan, tie him up downstairs in the basement, and shove my fist in his ass till he bleeds to death

[Lord of Ears]

there's alot of wannabe badasses in this thread

in all realism I'd fuckin hide in a closet

[EFG]

[QUOTE=MAspiderface;21749327]my dad has one of those[/QUOTE]

It's the rockband fake guitar, not the real thing. I think it would work as a makeshift melee weapon of sorts.

[Angeloc]

Make a lot of noise and hope that will scare him off.

It also depends if it is at night and he doesn't know that i´m up..

[INSANE_PAIN]

beat him wth my Maglight

[img]http://www.dbs-sar.com/images/maglight.jpg[/img]

[Hoppenheimer]

I'd use knives. I'd ran to the kitchen, take a knife, run back and then quickly stab him.

Oh wait, then he shoots me. :ohdear:

[henrietta]

[QUOTE=Wonky;21743717][IMG]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/T7x_fTSnmQs/0.jpg[/IMG]
[B]POCKET SAND![/B][/QUOTE]
EPIC answer. :v:

[Ub0nic]

grab the crowbar in my garage

[Tools]

Infinitive ammount of bottles on my desk.

They're cocio [B][I]glass[/I][/B] bottles. :c00l:

[Acesarge]

I would Gordan Freeman on his ass and beat him with a crowbar

[Cobbart]

Greet with shotgun in hand.

[Razors X Hunter]

[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/9fqsly.jpg[/IMG]

i choose you!

[paulaner]

Probably going to take him down with a knife. Almost did that once to my ninja mom.

[Grim_Kaza]

I have a nigger alarm so I wouldnt have to do anything.

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[Fatman55]

Well, I have an axe, and I have learned how to throw it at least 20 feet so that's my answer.

[Xombi]

i would use my landmine.

[Askaris]

Throw swivel chair at him; if he doesn't take the hint, charge.

[T.F.W.O.]

I'd shoot him with a camera.

[The Unforgotten]

In reality i'd hide and call the police in imaginary pony land i'd crap a chair out of my ass throw it at him then shit on him

[rebellious]

with a syringe full of acid, in the eye

[darkheadcrab]

[QUOTE=The Unforgotten;21757178]In reality i'd hide and call the police in imaginary pony land i'd crap a chair out of my ass throw it at him then shit on him[/QUOTE]

Gravity Gun

[kepper]

Good old wooden baseball bat to the face.

[-Jesus-]

[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;21749933]Strip into nothing but a diaper and a mask then walk downstairs with all the lights off whilst saying in a creepy voice, "I've been expecting you..." and then pull out a double-ended dildo out from my diaper.[/QUOTE]

Wait... What?
Well if I was robbing your house, and I saw that. I would leave. And never come back...
:v:

[Soderholm]

[img]http://www.diveimports.com/images/uploads/speargun_sp05_arrow_r.jpg[/img]

But if I'd miss the shot.. :ohdear:

[sp]Charge with the remains of the weapon[/sp]

[Whatwhat1337]

I actually have a gun so I would shoot him. If he survives an 8mm soft point to the chest, I think his lawyer would have a hard time trying to pin me for shooting him with a 19th-century hunting rifle.

[rob the fox]

East-wing hammer, fix's most problems.

[metalhed89]

nerf longshot and blanket plus just watched enemy at the gates = slightly weirded out robber. still shot him though.