Grab an anvil, throw it at him. "The anvil hits the man's chest tearing his right lung apart" then "The MAN has trouble breathing" and "The MAN suffocated"
True story, DF.
if he got past my dog; i then sneak up behind him and smash him across the head with the edge of a tennis racket.
I have a crowbar in the cellar.
Oh well, thanks facepunch, i just found out my leathermans knife is useless and I wont get into kitchen when an burglar is here.
Time to get a Combat knife!
Id run at him on all fours making a shrieking sound, then i would bite a chunk out of his neck and dry hump him on the floor till he bleeds to death.
I actually had someone break into my house before. I had this divider between the kitchen and the front door that I hid under when the guy smashed the window in the door. I was fucking scared shitless. I kind of over reacted, grabbed a fucking cleaver lookin knife from the kitchen, got up looked at him, by then he was near the kitchen moving around with some shit in his hands. I got up and ran at him screaming, guy fucking didn't move. Knocked his ass over, sat on him while I called the cops.
Fucking scary as shit night.
NEVER doing that again, especially because he had a 2 foot knife thing with him. Fuck.
I have a sharp Axe and a fuckin' Maglite!
First I hit his knees with the Maglite and the I cut some limbs off if he struggles =)
Oh yeah I could gordon freeman his ass with my crowbar too
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