A good baguette might just be my favourite food ever
Southern:
+ I have a slight 'drawl', affection for guns, like the outdoors, wear boots.
- I don't like country music, I've never ridden a horse, I fry like bacon in the sun.
American:
+ I'm really blunt, sometimes a bit crude. I'm not an entirely cultured person nor afraid to use 'politically incorrect' terms jokingly.
- I'm usually relaxed, empathetic, and I'm in pretty good shape.
White:
+ I burn in minutes outside, cannot dance to save my life, middle-class upbringing.
- I can jump astoundingly well (until I tore my ACL, we'll see afterwards) and though I'm short, at least the missing height ended up somewhere else. :v:
i don't have a polar bear
I'm fat and American!
Hahahahahhahh...
Kill me.
English, live in Essex:
>Like fish and chips.
>Drink a crap ton of tea, hate coffee.
>Unfortunately I have an estuary accent.
On the other hand:
>Biscuits are mediocre, prefer Oreo's
>Don't use/not up to date on Essex slang
>Hate sunday roasts
Rugbrød is fucking disgusting
United States-dweller here.
THINGS THAT PROVE I AM SUPPORTING MY STEREOTYPES:
+ I have an American Flag outside my house
+ My house has too much food
+ I couldn't tell you where Bangladesh is on a map
THINGS THAT PROVE I AM NOT SUPPORTING MY STEREOTYPE:
+ I don't own a gun, and think they should be more restricted
+ I don't drive a Hummer
+ I think drone strikes are a bad thing
So I'd say I'm 50/50
Dutch:
some a lot of weed, but i haven't touched a bicycle in a looong time
British.
+I fucking LOVE tea.
+I fucking LOVE crumpets.
+I own two top hats, a bowler hat, two suits, a cane, two pocketwatches and a silver double albert (a type of chain) and quite a few cufflinks
+I had pretty fucked up teeth until braces
+According to people I sound posh
+used to own a monocle, now I have a slightly oversized one since the first got lost
-I'm not wealthy
I don't really fully know the british stereotype outside of that.
Yo soy un Cubano.
Except I don't listen to loud reggaton, my Spanish isn't broken, I don't play dominoes, my daily diet doesn't consist of fried steak with rice and beans and fried yuca root, I don't have that [B]HORRIBLE [/B]Miami accent, I don't watch baseball, and i'm not a cocaine drug lord.
On the other hand, I hate Castro and communism, I wear guayabera shirts, I drink un cafesito and eat un pastelito every morning, I drive like shit, and I enjoy sailing.
As an Australian I punch/glass everyone I meet as a greeting, I ride a kangaroo to work, I watched the prime minister election boxing match live, and I live in a desert surrounded by crocodiles.
I guess I'm pretty close to it.
[U]English[/U]
Drink fucking loads of tea & coffee
Always critical of the Government
Complain about all weather we get
Can form an orderly queue when needed
[U]Scouser[/U]
Get high a lot
Don't rob
Know many shifty people
Say "lad" in almost every sentence I use
Still believe there is a north/south divide
Hate the tories more than any other party
Don't hate immigrants, my dad is one
Coulnd't give a shit about the football or sports in general
Don't blindly hate Margaret Thatcher
I'm british
I don't like tea
I think I'm doing a bad job
murican'
own a bunch of guns
work at a fast food restaurant
buuut im rather lightweight :c
I'm Swedish, not blonde, no viking helmet, I hate IKEA and ABBA, I don't eat surströmming but I sure like meatballs and I like to say bork.
Dutch:
I don't smoke weed.
Never go to the hookers.
I don't like cheese.
I do use my bike a lot.
Norwegian
+ blonde
+ tall
+ green/blue eyes
+ good at skiing
+ love snow
+ own a plastic viking sword
- also own a samurai sword
- no manly viking beard
- not so fond of pillaging and raping
- i don't like the taste of mead
- pretty lightweight
English
+ westcountry 'posh' accent
+ drink tea erryday
- no top/bowler hat
- no pipe
- good teeth
- no english bulldog
I'm English but with an awful (Birmingham) accent, perfectly straight white teeth, good hygiene, tidy hair, don't own a bulldog and don't live in London
I do fit the stereotypes as a tea drinker (Not Yorkshire tea though, that shit is disgusting) and I do have sugar in it. I also am very sarcastic, introverted, swear a lot, and use slang
edit: And complain a LOT
[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;40615265]United States-dweller here.
THINGS THAT PROVE I AM SUPPORTING MY STEREOTYPES:
+ I have an American Flag outside my house
+ My house has too much food
+ I couldn't tell you where Bangladesh is on a map
THINGS THAT PROVE I AM NOT SUPPORTING MY STEREOTYPE:
+ I don't own a gun, and think they should be more restricted
+ I don't drive a Hummer
+ I think drone strikes are a bad thing
So I'd say I'm 50/50[/QUOTE]
but if you owned a gun you'd like them, and you'd probably be able to earn enough money with the help of it to drive a Hummer, and you would only think drone strikes are bad because it's Obama doing them
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anyway Lithuanian
no I don't live in Ireland, Britain, Norway or Spain
no I'm not contemplating suicide
and uhh
that's about it
I'm a skinny apatheist liberal who doesn't drink alcohol or eat fast food, so pretty much the opposite of American stereotypes.
Puerto Rican:
-Don't do drugs at all
-Not in any sort of gang or criminal organization
-Honestly don't like reggaeton
-Don't think I'm better than everyone else
-Not dark-skinned
-Can't dance for shit
-Never went to a club in my entire damn life, and probably never will
+lazy as fuck
+Likes rice and beans
Yeah, I'd say I'm pretty damn far from my stereotype.
white middle class american male
broody, antisocial, dysfunctional, strange.
to the T of one of the white stereotypes. i guess i'm a walking trope or something. i'm not joking when the most common joke or comparison is slim shady.
I'm American
+I've never been outside the US of A
+I think America is really fuckin great
-I used to be underweight and I'm a healthy weight now, mostly muscular, and fit as a fiddle
and here's the kicker
-I don't like bacon
As a french, I:
am rude.
Surrender.
Don't smoke.
Don't smell.
Surrender.
Eat cheese.
I am Swedish.
Stereotypes that are true:
I am blonde, fair skinned and have blues eyes.
I like IKEA.
I like meatballs.
I am somewhat reserved compared to people from other countries. (judging from my own experience)
Sterotypes that are not true:
I don't hate immigrants.
I don't listen to abba.
I've never used the term "smörgåsbord" in my life.
I don't fight polarbears on a regular basis. (contrary to popular belief there are no polarbears in sweden)
British
My teeth are not good
British:
My teeth are great!
I was never fully educated in being British...
Scottish:
I'm a loud drunkard, I own and wear a kilt, play the bagpipes, hate spending money, have a big beard, red hair, and have a thick accent.
So, pretty fucking close.
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I do use headbutts as a greeting
Northern Irish, but apparently I sound english to people not from here.
Wtf?
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