finnish here
+stubborn as hell
+bit of an introvert
+fiery temper
-can't take much alcohol
-not depressed
-not much of a nationalist lemming
-not a reindeer herder
-somewhat well educated in common knowledge and world affairs
-hate snow
I'm a white brazilian
welp
American:
Well I'm white and I speak only one language (fluently). Other than that I'm pretty un-american.
[editline]12th May 2013[/editline]
I know all of the countries in all continents except europe by name and location, and I am pretty worldly.
German:
+ I love Sauerkraut
+ I love Bratwurst
+ I drink too much
+ I'm good at marching
+ I appear to always sound insulting and/or rude
- I do not have blonde hair
- I have not conquered all of Europa
- My eyes aren't very blue anymore, mostly gray-blue now
- I almost never say [I]"jawohl!"[/I]
- I am not a Nazi, but I have radical political views
Scottish
I've been mistaken as English because of my voice quite a few times, i have a pretty faint Scottish accent, i rarely bother with the slang. Not much of a drinker, not much of a fighter (so, no Glasgow Kissing for greeting people as chances are i'd die), have worn a kilt twice but i don't own one. Hate Haggis.
I do swear a fucking lot though and surprisingly, i do have a soul since i must have dodged the ginger gene.
Canada (British Colombia)
+ A lot of weed use
+ Love Kraft Dinner (Although I've developed an allergy to the cheese powder, this upsets me greatly)
+ Love maple syrup
+ Generally polite, non-aggresive
+ Really like Rush
- Don't care about hockey at all
Stoner
+ Daily weed use, with a few exceptions when I have to get something done
- Productive (when not high)
- Full post-secondary education
- Don't really know "shady" people
+ Love pink floyd
Part Jewish(not greedy,rich,etc.) Part Gypsy(not a kleptomaniac) Part Ukrainian(not radioactive) Part Czech/Slovakian(no idea about stereotypes here) Part Irish(not alcoholic) Part German(not a Nazi or a socialist or anything.) American (not fat nor particularly patriotic.)
So I think I'm my own person mostly.
I'm half-Irish and originally from the area around Boston. No idea if there's a stereotype for that so I'll go with what I know about both.
+I'm loud
+I'm aggressive
+I wear a hoodie and shorts when it'd be okay to go with one or the other
+Compared to everyone else I know I have a pretty strong accent, but only on some words
Maybe unrelated but I have a couple blackthorn walking sticks
-I don't drink
-I don't cruise around looking for trouble
-I can pronounce my Rs
So middle-ground I guess, assuming there is even a stereotype for me.
Swedish Stereotype.
Ups:
- Introverted, but only towards strangers.
- I fucking love meatballs and surströmming. And Smörgåsbord.
- I'm blonde and blue-eyed.
- I listen to a ton of rock and metal.
- I love IKEA. Like, 90% of my furniture is IKEA.
Downs:
- I'm not exactly a muscle-mountain mead-chugging viking.
- I don't have a Swedish accent when I speak. I sound more American.
I don't really know what stereotypes would apply to me, as I live in the part of Oregon where the hicks, hipsters, and neckbeards mash into a convoluted mass of idiocy, so I'll go with the ones I think would apply.
Pros:
+Obesity
+Firearms
+I'm too apathetic to shave
+Own a fedora.
+Hate Dufur
+Ignorant
Cons:
-Don't drink or smoke
-Loathe the "CRISHUN NASHUN" maniacs
-Am not militant right-wing
-Hate actually wearing hats
-Am not dextrous and cannot construct shit
-Know next-to-nothing about computers or programming, yet still more than the average hick
-Hate fast food in general
-Hate Dufur
Neutral:
Hate Dufur
Korean here:
-Was born in America
-Don't have a 'fob' accent.
-Never achieved a perfect 4.0 GPA
-Attend a low-end university
-Poor
-Don't listen to K-Pop
-Hang out more with people other than Koreans
-Speak entry-level Korean, but terrible at writing and spelling
-Terrible at SAT (Went through cram school and nothing changed)
-Terrible at StarCraft 2
-Relatively know how to do math (up to Calculus, but not that smart)
Basically I'm the opposite of my own nationality.
+Sometimes annoying accent
+Deep and loud voice
+Miss out words or say "I go there" instead of "I'm going there" due to laziness
+Overweight
+Say "bro" and "aw" often
-Not unintelligent
-Not aggressive
-Not good at sports
Skinny American reporting in.
But I'm also a southerner. And one time at a family reunion I got hit on by a cousin.
I'm a cuban.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Z8Mtpmw.jpg[/IMG]
This photograph of me should be enough to explain that I am not the cuban stereotype.
This [URL="http://i.imgur.com/e4OOu.jpg"]one is more recent.[/URL]
Do not listen to that reggaeton junk (this includes their dancing and disturbing parties), I do not smoke anything but to be fair most cubans do not smoke either despite everyone believing it because there are cigars that are made here.
I'm not a terrorist and I do not have any intentions of releasing 70 year old invalid nukes upon the US.
Also, believe it or not, the people often do not like their dictators. I don't know why everyone assumes that all Cubans worship their dictator, if we did he wouldn't be dictating.
I do not like large rumps.
I'm clearly not black nor native skinned, I'm very pale as I'm of royal Spaniard blood.
While most in my family are religious, I am not.
I do not call people "chico" or refer to my fere as "compadre".
I do not even live in Florida.
[IMG]http://www.coffeegroot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/big_cuban_cigar.jpg[/IMG]
I'm Norwegian and I don't like to ski.
There goes my chance of fitting the stereotype :downs:
British and prefer coffee over tea so yeah, not too much fitting the stereotype.
Irish
+ Catholic
+ Pretty lucky, I'll do nothing and things just kinda work out for me
+ Swear a lot
+ Fuckin love potatoes and bacon
+ Drink lots of tea
+ Enjoy the odd drink
- But I don't drink that much, compared to people I know
- 6 foot 4
- Don't beat women
+/- I'll generally try and prevent fights. Nobody's really that unreasonable that they can't be persuaded not to fight, but if they insist on fighting, I'd oblige.
I'm English and I guess I count as a teenager
+Don't own a burberry cap
+Not orientated around Tea
+Don't own a top hat or bowler hat
+I have decent teeth
I'm alright I guess.
Southern United States
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Don't own a gun
Not into incest
Support gay marriage
No strong accent
Moderate weight
Educated
Don't like country music
Dress well
Don't drink beer on a sofa on the patio
Poland:
I play free-to-play games, complain a lot, drink alcohol quite often and I want to leave this country as soon as possible.
On the other hand, I don't drink as much at others, don't want to live in the UK, I own a smartphone with a screen bigger than 3,5" and I try avoid using Polish when playing online games. Oh, and I do not steal cars from Germany.
I'm Dutch, don't do/like drugs, haven't used a bicycle in years, and I live on the other side of the world from my nation.
I'm Greek
+I love souvlaki
+I'm bad with my money
+I have a molon labe tattoo
+Mama's boy
+Study philosophy
+Family owns restaurants
+Grow wild hair easily
+Own a few ancient Greek weapons and sets of armor
... this is more eye opening for me than it is you, believe me.
Finnish
- I don't like hockey
- I'm not afraid to start conversations with strangers
- I've don't drink as much as I used to and I'm trying to quit smoking
+ I drink a shit-ton of coffee
+ I don't hesitate to swear
Im from Germany and i dont wear Lederhosen all day long and dont listen to Volksmusik all the time.
I drive German cars though and i love a good German beer. And Weißwurst and Sauerkraut.
Scottish
i drink alot
i have been to highland games before and watched the caber toss
i do have a kilt and wear it on special occasions
i can be aggressive i guess
i love haggis
im not ginger
English
+I talk like a twat
+Middle class
+Bad teeth
+Can't dance worth shit
-Don't drink tea
Bugger.
Swedish.
+I'm kind of good with video games and stuff
+I love meatballs
-I dislike IKEA
-I speak fluid english
Have decided to re-do mine after a bit of though.
None of these are meant to be offensive, just using stereotypes that I found when I googled.
As an Australian:
-Don't enjoy the outdoors
+Friendly
+Swear, a lot
-Hate sunlight
-Hate heat
-Hate the beach
-Not a criminal
-Don't have BBQs much
-Don't say Crikey
+Deep Australian accent
+Use Australian slang quite a bit, even to people of other countries.
+Fucking love cars
-Wear long pants all the time
+Slightly racist
-Don't ride kangaroos
-Don't live in the bush, or know how to survive by myself on the bush.
As someone who provides IT help:
-Not Asian
-Has some social skills
-Do more than asking "Have you tried turning it off and on again"
+Know how to fix most pieces of technology
As a bisexual:
-Not a slut
-Not afraid of actually being gay
-Have been in a loving relationship
-Don't like threesomes
+Love puns
Car nut:
-Don't know a massive deal about cars
+Love to drive
+Want to own more than one car
-Only know how to do basic work on my car
-Don't hoon around when driving (Much)
As a furry (I'm so sorry for this)
-Dislike anything sexual to do with the fandom
-Find fur suiting a little weird
-Not a neckbeard
-Don't want to fuck animals
+Have a Fursona
+Attend meets
+Regularly commission artwork.
I break quite a few of my sterotypes I think.
[QUOTE=Captain James;40626108]I'm Greek
+I love souvlaki
+I'm bad with my money
+I have a molon labe tattoo
+Mama's boy
+Study philosophy
+Family owns restaurants
+Grow wild hair easily
+Own a few ancient Greek weapons and sets of armor
... this is more eye opening for me than it is you, believe me.[/QUOTE]
Is this an accurate representation of your evenings?
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Polish
+Whenever I'm with family or friends we almost always get a bottle of Vodka out.
+I'm a huge vodka snob sometimes.
-I live in the UK
-I have no Polish accent
-I probably know English better than polish.
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