[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;40626303]
-I speak fluid english[/QUOTE]
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[editline]13th May 2013[/editline]
Arts student:
+On welfare
+All money spent on clothes
+Make coffee for a living
+Play bass in an indie band
+Due tomorrow, do tomorrow
British:
+complain alot about the weather
+drink loads of tea and hate coffee
+ skeptical
+teeth are slightly wonky
White:
+can't tan worth a shit
+can't dance
[QUOTE=Animosus;40626313]
As a bisexual:
+Love puns
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Um...what does that have to do with being bisexual?
Anyways, American homosexual. Slightly flamboyant speaking voice and body language, but average weight and no lisp. And I don't like to go out clubbing.
Scottish.
For stereotype:
I love Haggis and Black Pudding, I wear a kilt sometimes, I live on an island, my surname is Macleod, I'm very broad. And sometimes I go to ceilidhs. And I love Irn-Bru. And whiskey.
Against:
I was born in South Africa, I don't play bagpipes, and living in Glasgow I've never stabbed anyone.
English:
+Like tea
+Reserved
+Self-deprecating and dry sense of humour
+Enjoy a nice orderley queue
-Really not a fan of Shakespeare
-Hate cricket
-Hate football
-Not keen on fish&chips
-My teeth are great
Muslim:
+Beard
-Eat bacon
-Drink a lot
-Scottish surname
-Haven't blown myself up
Australia
-Never say cunt
-Right way up
+love barbecues
-hate shrimp
English
+love tea
+shitty teeth
+like fish & chips
+scones man
Indonesian
+Ridicule others' stereotypes
+Rarely punctual
+Lazy middle/upper class citizen
+Frugal
+Sick of eating rice but love beancurds and tofus
-Not a smoker
-Not dark-skinned
-Usually quiet
-Not a surfer
-Not a Muslim
-I don't smell
-Never carry chili sauce around
-Never likes Dangdut
I think that's all.
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;40626338]Is this an accurate representation of your evenings?
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Mate it's like looking into a mirror.
My family has a saying, if there's no food on the table by the time everyone's finished, there wasn't enough.
Chicken and rice are all my brothers and I ever ate. Not that I complain, mad gains.
I'm slightly overweight, like on the BMI scale i'm dead on the number for being over the average weight. I think fast food is awesome (but I don't eat as much because i'm trying to lose weight, that doesn't fit the American stereotype). I'm a lazy gamer.. white as fuck..
Yup i'm American but i'm pure white American :)
I'm Peruvian (Do we even have an stereotype outside of the spanish speaking world?)
- I'm not from the highlands
- I'm not short (1.67, tall by the local standards)
- I don't speak with a broken spanish
- I don't speak quechua, either.
- I'm a bad dancer
- I don't hate Chile for a war that happened 134 years ago (I do hate the bolivians, though)
- I don't support Chavism (Save for the occasional idiot, nobody does)
- I believe the Falklands are British and that Argentina should stop fucking around and fix their own country
- My teeth are fine
- I'm not poor
- My hair is not black. Is brown.
- Same goes for my eyes.
- I'm not a junkie
- I'm not a thief, either
- I finished school with average grades (Though I'm very good at learning other languages)
- I'm not a religious person, though my family is.
- I can't stand alcohol
- I can't stand reggaeton or salsa or that cumbia shit
- I don't give a damn about soccer
- I'm not dirty all the time
- I don't call any foreign people "gringos"
- I don't use the local slang very much
- I have never seen a llama outside of a zoo
+ My skin is olive colored, though it gets slightly yellowish in winter.
+ I love eating most national dishes
+ I can confirm that our public transport system is shit
+ I hate our congress
+ I can have some crazy ideas from time to time
+ I have a peruvian accent
Finnish
- I don't drink that often
- Not particularly stoic
+ Rarely speak
+ I look rather Finnish, apparently
English
- Not particularly fond of tea
- Not posh
+ Can only speak English :v: (at least, only language I can speak fluently)
+ Bad teeth (wonky, but not discoloured)
English
- Not posh (working class yay)
- Teeth are in great shape
- Not a fan of tea OR crumpets
+ Constantly complaining about the weather regardless of how hot/cold/rainy/dry it may be.
Northern English
- I don't wear tracksuits!
- My accent isn't super 'chav', it is noticeable though!
- I don't threaten people randomly on the streets
- I'm not on benefits!
- I'm in college, doing A-Levels (there's about 100 of us, compared to about 500+ BTEC students)
+ Working class
I'm italian
-light brown hair (almost blond)
-blue eyes
-1.88m tall (about 6 foot 2)
-slim
- i drink loads of tea
so yeah, nothing like the stereotypical italian.
my italian traits are:
- always eat pasta, pizza and italian food
- I'm often late
- I'm quite romantic with women, and make a great lover most of the time
- I'm very proper and mature to the eyes of other people
- I move my hands and body a lot when I speak
- I have a thick italian accent
I'm a Puerto Rican.
I don't:
-Speak Spanish
-Own a Honda (Yet)
-Have a rat tail, or any other dumb hispanic haircut
I do:
-Play Baseball
-Eat Rice & Beans at least 4-5 times a week
-Talk ghetto (words like nigga; usually I use it ironically)
Just a couple things off the top of my head.
Considering I technically live in the Southern US , I don't fit my sterotype at all really, save for a few things:
I like working on cars, but I like computers just as much.
Drive around a 40 year old car instead of a new age hybrid or something, worth it.
I weigh 224 at 6"2, could stand to lose some weight but I wouldn't call myself obese really.
Wear band shirts mostly
Listen to literally every genre of music and enjoy it
Oh and the most important one is literally everyone thinks I'm Canadian or some shit for no reason so theres that
As a Polish person I am pretty far from the stereotypes, I don't keep the bin under the sink and never wear socks and sandals together. Apparently not many Polish people can actually speak foreign languages which is opposite for me as I know Polish itself, English as you can see and even French. I almost never drink alcohol, I can only see myself drinking half a glass of champagne for the New Year's Eve and that's about it. I don't steal so there goes this stereotype. Also I rarely ever complain and I do smile a lot, even at people I don't really know.
tl;dr I shouldn't even be considered Polish according to this
White english female.
- Prefer blue and manly over pink and fluffy
- Not afraid of mosh pits
- Pretty shit at painting my nails
- I like crumpets.
What the fuck is a Norwegian stereotype guys? I have no clue except everyone is wearing viking helmets and armor. (I'm not...)
I am a fairly tall blonde-haired blue-eyed swedish guy who loves meatballs and likes IKEA-furniture because they're like huge legos.
[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;40630832]White english female.
- Prefer blue and manly over pink and fluffy
- Not afraid of mosh pits
- Pretty shit at painting my nails
- I like crumpets.[/QUOTE]
Oh my God a female.
Italian
+ got a mustache
+ big nose
+ fairly short
+ latin lover
+ got messy and wavy hair
+ good at singing
+ yelly
+ move my hands around when talking
- not a mobster / plumber / cook
- good at languages
- pale skin
France
- I don't tend to surrender
- I'm not always grumpy
- I don't stink
- I don't drink wine
+ I fuckin love bread
United States, Alabama
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I do drink a lot of cheep beer.
I Chew and Dip smokeless Tobacco.
I do own a gun.
I own 4 pairs of overalls 1 pair coveralls.
I do have a drawl.
I have Truck with a muriken haul ass v8
I have worked on a farm.
I own various hats.
I do go mudding and off-road.
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I'm for Liberalism
I don't like Modern Country but I'm in to Classic Rock.
I hate everything related to wood camo and people who wear it when there not hunting.
South United States Resident:
No gun
No confederate flag
No truck
Hate southern food
Not racist
Support gay marriage/am gay
Hate dressing like a slob
[QUOTE=Rocko's;40632719]
Hate southern food
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I will find you.
[QUOTE=Whitefox08;40632739]I will find you.[/QUOTE]
I'm raised on spanish food soooo
Canadian
+White
+Middle Class Upbringing
+Polite
+Fairly good at school and stuff
-Out of shape
-Introverted
-Only think maple syrup is OKAY
-Tall
-Skinny
-Tend to wear a T-shirt and no coat unless I am in actual danger of freezing to death
Southern US
+Gun nut
-Hunting isn't my thing
+Enjoys a stiff drink
+Fried food is amazing
-Doesn't like the rest of the South
-It isn't rising again
-Pick-up trucks aren't really needed by most people
Brazil
-I am a white male
-I'm not a voodoo amazon tribesmen
-I don't like soccer/football whatever you call it
-I don't do drug trafficking
-I'm not going to report you if you don't give me free items, go hueuhe or anything.
-I'm not some girl with a huge booty
Mexican and I can't grow a mustache worth shit. So I'd say not very close.
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