Well, I'm Polish, and a nerd, and I don't really like vodka, am not a plumber, not Catholic either, and I don't play F2P games
I don't watch anime, don't wear glasses, and I'm terrible at math
So I guess I'm not really good at being a stereotype, I am kind of a pessimist and play RPGs though
I weigh 400lbs, and have a neckbeard that i want to shave off, but i'm scared that it'd be even more noticeable if i do shave it.
+ nationalist
+ interested in consuming copious amounts of alcohol
+ largely negative towards immigration
+ only Christian by habit and from an official viewpoint
+ immune to cold
+ supportive towards conscription
+ hates obligatory Swedish in education
- healthy lifestyle (mostly)
- not hating at minorities (ethnic, religious or sexual)
- interested in Russian language and culture
I'm pretty accurate in Finnish stereotypes.
I do have a knife and alcohol in my apartment but don't use them regularly. Do I pass?
Perkele. There we go.
Swedes are fine.
Finland
+ Swear a lot
+ Drink alcohol a lot
+ Drink coffee a lot
+ Love the sauna
+ Own a knife
- Not a bigot
- Hate winter
- Not christian even on bureaucratic papers
- Think the continuation war was an illegal war of aggression
- Hate Lapland
- Not interested in ice hockey
I might have to leave now.
Irish,
-From Galway, so I have a relatively light accent.
-Not drunk 24/7.
-Haven't beaten my wife.
-Don't end every sentence with "O begarrah"
-Not 3 foot tall with red hair and a fuckton of gold.
I don't deserve to be called Irish.
Well, I'm finnish, so here goes:
+ I like coffee
+ I swear often
+ Sauna is pretty awesome IMO
+ I hate all these lazy immigrants.
+ cold-resistant
+ obligatory Swedish in schools is pretty damn stupid
+ Racist to some degree
+ I have blonde hair.
- I hate alcohol
- I hate some of the national food (like christmas ham, and especially mämmi, seriously, it looks like black horseshit compressed into a rectangle)
- Atheist (Not sure if it's a + or -)
- Not really fond of the conscription.
- I hate sports. Especially hockey. I don't think anyone deserves to be paid millions from hitting a hockey puck with a stick.
I'm a contrary, basically whatever is on the main stream I avoid and despise.
Canadian
-Cold resistant
-Way too polite to people I don't even know who couldn't give two shits about me
-Smokin' da weed erry day (is it a stereotype that Canadian teens are stoners?)
How I don't fit the stereotype
-Don't say eh every other sentence
-Don't live in an igloo
-Don't live up North, I live outside of Toronto in a city
-I hate winter
-Don't have a moose or a beaver
-Don't like hockey
-Never really played hockey
South American (Chilean)
How I fit the stereotype:
-I'm pretty good at jumping fences/running in general
-I dance pretty well if I do say so myself
-i'm ruining the american economy by stealing jobs from hardworking americans
-i stole a bike once but it was an emergency and I gave it back
-I play dota 2
How I don't:
-hey ese, i'm not breaking into your car
-I'm not poor
-i entered america on a plane
-i don't like reggaeton
-I do my best to not pronounce "i" sounds like "e"
Español, mi arma
+Love our food!
+Mild amount of body hair
+Lazy butt
+Technically jobless
-Not very macho at all
-Into guys
-Don't watch sports
-Don't drink or smoke
-No "siestas"
-Barely even sleep
-[I]fuck bullfighting[/I]
-[I]flamenco too[/I]
Russian
+ I do drink often
+ Boy, do I swear a lot
+ Probably will be corrupt later
- Not immune to cold at all
American:
+Gun nut
+sorta likes hunting
+Can stomach fried foods
-Does not hate the outside world
-I don't live In a trailer park
-I don't own a Wifebeater
Iranian:
+Say "Fuck it" to a lot of things
+Have at least 5 cousins named Ali
+ Owned a crappy car
+stubborn
-I don't own 50 bottles of cologne
-I don't have everything in my house covered in plastic
-I don't play crappy pop and trance music 24/7
All I can really think of
African American:
+I do like big butts(not oversized ones though god no)
+I do like curvy women(not obese but curvy)
+Short hair
+Brown eyes
-Fried chicken isn't my favorite food
-I largely dislike grape drink
-I don't say yolo or swag
-I don't get arrested everyday
-Watermelon is probably one of my least favorite fruits
-I don't listen to Rap music
-I don't say "nigga"
-I don't sag my pants
-I don't wear any popular clothing items
-I don't boast about my penis size
-I don't like sports
-BEATS BY DRE
[QUOTE=NeoAznMan;40625558]Korean here:
-Was born in America
-Don't have a 'fob' accent.
-Never achieved a perfect 4.0 GPA
-Attend a low-end university
-Poor
-Don't listen to K-Pop
-Hang out more with people other than Koreans
-Speak entry-level Korean, but terrible at writing and spelling
-Terrible at SAT (Went through cram school and nothing changed)
-Terrible at StarCraft 2
-Relatively know how to do math (up to Calculus, but not that smart)
Basically I'm the opposite of my own nationality.[/QUOTE]
Well. I often say this.
[i]If you are different it means you are original.[/i]
I'm Polish and:
- I don't drink alcohol at all
- I don't say often "Kurwa" even if I'm in my country
- I don't watch football
I'm original.
Mexican American:
+Have mustache (been growing it since I was 7/8)
+I love beans
+I like to do yard work
+I mow lawns
-I hate spicy food
-I don't drink alcohol
-Spanish isn't my primary language
-I've never tried drugs
-I have light skin
-I hate partying
-polite
-I don't like my fellow Mexican Americans that fall under the stereotype
Whats this aboot, Eh?
White American male:
+ Overweight
+ Not fluent in any languages besides English
+ Love cheeseburgers and pizza
+ Favorite WWF wrestler is Hulk Hogan
+ (Is pointlessly stubborn enough to still call the WWE the WWF)
+ (Actually cares/cared about the WWF)
+ Own at least one painting of a bald eagle
- Not the morbid, [i]holy shit how do you exist[/i] level of overweight
- Hate hotdogs
- Not interested in baseball or football
- Prefer books over TV, and prefer wisdom tooth removal over reality TV
- Never fired a gun
- Hardly ever clap at anything
Polish:
I speak English as my second and Polish as my first
I do complain a lot. but only when its some really stupid, (Which happens in my school A LOT)
I'm not catholic.
I respect other religions as long as you don't shove your Buddah/Jesus/Krisna ect. in my face.
I love pierogi. (The original white cheese and mashed potatoes, not the fruit/meat crap)
I wear glasses
I slightly over weight.
My parents don't drink
I'm a total nerd when it comes to computers.
Net even close to a polish stereotype.
I'm Indian
both parents are doctors
and thats where the stereotype ends
i joined the Army...
LGBT: I don't talk in a high pitched voice and i hate pop music.
I really like taking it in the ass and sucking cock.
American: I think this country sucks and i either want to move or have anarchy.
I despise country music except for Johnny Cash. Rarely watch tv
White: I listen to Punk Rock and live in the suburbs.
Lower Middle class
I enjoy Italian food.
american: I have a fondness for guns.
I like football sometimes
I am not lazy/apathetic
Very little country music is good
lgbt: Don't have a high pitched voice
Not girly/skinny looking,
white: I occasionally get a southern-ish drawl, i hate it
middle-class
too lazy to capitalize my words.
Australia
-I sometimes use the word mate
-I Don't ever use the barbeque
-I'm a very big fan of Australian Rules Footy
-I've never wrestled a crocodile and i don't have any teeth on a necklace
-I don't own any boomerangs
-Everything seems to be right-side-up from where I'm standing
I'm Dutch. I ride a bicycle nearly every day, but I'm not crazy about tulips and windmills, and don't do drugs.
Swedish:
I was born Blonde (later my hair went from blonde to brown, back and forth for a couple of years until I was 10 and it stayed brown), I have blue eyes, and I fucking love meatballs (with spaghetti or ramen noodles)
I also fucking love cooking food, but I'm fairly sure my words don't come out as "Bjorka bjorka bjork"
Irish
-Drink a lot, all the time. And gamble, some of the time.
-Eat potatoes and potato related foods
-Raised a Catholic, but don't bother with religion
-Hate Unionists but not protestants or British people who actually come from Britain
-Own many guns, some I should not have legally
-Speaks Irish on a regular basis, especially with grandparents who can't speak English
-Loves traditional music, especially rebel songs.
-Mistrust's people from the East of Ireland, especially Dublin people.
Since I come from the very West of Ireland, the land that time forgot, I'd say I'm very progressive since I don't go to mass. Although I am the embodiment of the stereotype haha
Belarussian
+Love the everloving fuck out of potatoes
+Cope well in the cold, and prefers cold over hot.
+Has a Mosin Nagant
+Has a Ushanka
+Kind of friendly
+Love Pelmeni
+Love Sour Cream
+Love more potatoes
-Don't drink
-Don't like Borscht
-Can't speak Belarussian.
-Mediocre at speaking Russian.
-Not good at keeping my room clean
-Don't live in a shitty soviet bloc apartment
-Not corrupt most of the time
Georgian
+Hilariously awful accent when speaking Russian
+Love Pelmeni
+Likes Khinkali
-Don't own a BMW or Mercedes
-Not Rich
-Haven't had walnut sauce
-Don't hate Russians
Australian
+Swear a lot
+Don't mind spiders
+Calls friends dickheads, cunts, etc
-Don't drink
-Don't ride kangaroos
-Don't give a shit about AFL
-Don't wear shorts
-Don't wear thongs/flipflops/whatever
Im danish
+I love Rugbrød
+I love Leverpostej(look it up) especially with a bit of cucumber on the top
+i love beer
+Im fairly tall, if around 185 cm is considered tall
-Im not blonde
-Im not a viking
-I dont have a massive viking beard
I'm from Maryland and i don't consume crabs or beer on a frequent basis, So i guess I'm not too close.
Texas
-Not a country kind of guy
-Not a die-hard Christian
-Not a gun nut
-Don't have an accent, though I do say y'all on occasion.
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