Weird things you do when no one is home

[pebkac]

Watch porn with the door to my room open and the speakers turned up to a decent volume.
Sing terribly.

I'm not really that weird, am I?

[Psycommu]

[QUOTE=pebkac;34291137]Watch porn with the door to my room open and the speakers turned up to a decent volume.
Sing terribly.

I'm not really that weird, am I?[/QUOTE]

It'd only be weird if you watched porn like that while singing terribly

[addradock]

I usually just down a brew and smoke a bowl then I proceed to flail around my room like a moron and then I fap to some japanese porn standing up so that I cum all over my monitor and have to clean it up. This was the night of August 12th, 2011. I haven't been home alone since.

[Torjuz]

I sing or whistle the song I'm listening to on my iPod.

[lisha]

Dance to music in my underwear. Dad actually came home once with my aunty to drop something off and opened my bedroom door. Didn't come out of my room until they left.

[Healthpoint]

Not really weird, but I turn on my monitors to mix tracks I have laying around. Works best when there's no one around to distract me.

[D_M_]

I cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug

[MorningWoody]

Live with my brother, and he's a drunk so i am home alone plenty.

Usually turn up music fairly loud and clean.
[sp] now if i can just get some laundry done T__T [/sp]

[Ian]

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;34293609]I cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug[/QUOTE]

SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE.

[Fabyano]

For some reason when I fap my cats want to watch so I just hang with them

[Fuckitbucket]

Enjoy the freedom of being nude:) untill my parents come home >:(

[Malitum]

I drop my phone in the bath tub.
Oh no wait, I do that when the rest of the fucking family is home too.

[Fabyano]

[QUOTE=Mr.Ken;34287353]I flail around the room trying to reenact what I see on TV whenever I see a martial arts movie and nobody else is around. I also sit back in my chair and narrate people's posts like they have some sort of speech impediment and have debates with myself.[/QUOTE]

I read that really fast and thought you said "and have diabetes with myself."

[Daniel Smith]

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;34287646]...Sometimes I piss in a cup and drink it.[/QUOTE]

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[bIgFaTwOrM12]

I usually sing to myself also if I come home and nobody's there and the alarm wasn't set, I check every room whilst holding a cleaver at the ready.

[spaceghost]

I usually bring my boyfriend over for a while.

[Dynex223]

Walk around naked with a massive erection