Do you wipe your ass standing up or sitting down? - General

wait you can do it sitting down. this changes everything.

[QUOTE=Justjake274;40699909]what the fuck what reason is there to do it standing up. Your ass cheeks are pushed together and the shit is smeared easier.[/QUOTE] Put a lot of thought into this, haven't you?

who in the fuck thought it was a good idea to wipe standing up? What if you just had diarrhea? shit all over your legs from what splashed on you. good job asswipe

I wasn't even aware you could do it sitting down but I've never had any shit smearing or anything like that from standing up. I guess I lean forward to basically emulate sitting but without the toilet in the way.

[QUOTE=deckief;40701515]Sitting down? What if your hand touches the water?[/QUOTE] Then don't stick your hand in the water.

I don't wipe my ass. My butler does it for me.

I wipe while I squat just above the toilet bowl so my ass cheecks are spread and I won't touch the toilet since I you know, hover over it.

Could we have a demonstration video?

I lean to the left, wipe with the right....and oh yes I sit down.

How do you wipe sitting down? surely there is a higher chance of getting shit on your hand

[QUOTE=The golden;40703252]You're going to be washing your hands anyway so what does it matter.[/QUOTE] Hahah... Yeah... How can no mods wipe standing up? Its unfair representation. I bet Autumn does it standing up just so she can see what she has created.

[QUOTE=Sadim;40703424]Hahah... Yeah... How can no mods wipe standing up? Its unfair representation.[/QUOTE] No, it just means we have a mod team that's competent enough to know how to wipe their own ass properly.

Theres no "proper" way

I used to do it standing up as habit from being a kid, then I learned the error of my ways. Sitting is just...it just makes so much more sense.

[video=youtube;UVDNzwq-tRc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVDNzwq-tRc[/video]

oh my god this thread is hilarious holy shit

How do you wipe sitting down, you'll get poop on your balls wiping

I'm convinced people don't actually wipe standing and you're just fucking with us.

Also, you people seem to be unaware that you can bend forward while standing up, it's not like you're completely upright while you're wiping.

[QUOTE=Yogkog;40704321]How do you wipe sitting down, you'll get poop on your balls wiping[/QUOTE] Do your balls hang down seven inches?

My automerge [editline]19th May 2013[/editline] MY AUTOMERGE [editline]19th May 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Npc_Hydra3;40704347]Do your balls hang down seven inches?[/QUOTE] yes

[QUOTE=Yogkog;40704321]How do you wipe sitting down, you'll get poop on your balls wiping[/QUOTE] If you wipe from back to front you fucking deserve to get you balls smeared in shit.

[QUOTE=Yahnich;40704735]what unholy spawn of satan wipes upright AND wipes from back to front[/QUOTE] what if i prefer shit in my taint!?11?

Yes

I can't imagine myself sitting down as I wipe

[IMG]http://puu.sh/2X69n.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2X60O/7da914c46b.png[/IMG]

I don't even know, my ass doesn't touch the seat but I'm not standing up completely. [editline]19th May 2013[/editline] By sitting down do you mean having having your ass on the toilet? How did you fit your hand down there wipe to your full potential? I need some room for my deft ass wiping wrist movements.

Your logic is sound sitters, I will attempt to navigate the porcelain chamber next excretion.

I let my pets clean it.

I stand up a little bit, but remain in that seated body position for extra room to maneuver my had toward my ass. [editline]20th May 2013[/editline] So technically both. [editline]20th May 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Minimal;40706620][IMG]http://puu.sh/2X69n.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2X60O/7da914c46b.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Dear God, that's a perfect rendition!