Do you wipe your ass standing up or sitting down? - General

[img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Ace/wipe.png[/img] Why the fuck would you wipe your ass sitting down you're gonna get shit on your hand

How the fuck do you people wipe sitting down?! THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

[QUOTE=Kool Kids Klub;40707037][img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Ace/wipe.png[/img] Why the fuck would you wipe your ass sitting down you're gonna get shit on your hand[/QUOTE] If you get shit on your hand while wiping sitting down, either you dip you hand on purpose or you're sitting in the water already because your toilet is flooded. There's a good margin while wiping before you dip your hand.

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;40707069]If you get shit on your hand while wiping sitting down, either you dip you hand on purpose or you're sitting in the water already because your toilet is flooded. There's a good margin while wiping before you dip your hand.[/QUOTE] Why would you take the risk, I would never risk getting shit on my hand

[QUOTE=Kool Kids Klub;40707303]Why would you take the risk, I would never risk getting shit on my hand[/QUOTE] Unless you actually try to shove your hand down the toilet, you're not going to hit the water.

I wipe while crouched, when you are crouching your cheeks are spread. [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/54785618/Random%20images/Hong%20Kong%20feb2008%20036.jpg[/t] Okay just kidding I don't really have these toilets, I wipe sitting. Ye know I just lift a ass cheek whilst keeping the other firmly on the toilet seat, then with the gap that is created I would then insert my arm through there and proceed with the wiping.

Is it true that Australians flush every five uses to preserve water?

Reading this thread made me want to [B]poop[/B].

[QUOTE=Sadim;40708283]Is it true that Australians flush every five uses to preserve water?[/QUOTE] no its if its brown flush it down if its yellow let it mellow [editline]20th May 2013[/editline] dude

out of all the forums i've been to in my life facepunch is the only forum where you can find people discussing about wiping their ass [SUP][SUP][SUP][SUP][SUP][SUP][SUP][SUP]what are you doing with your life[/SUP][/SUP][/SUP][/SUP][/SUP][/SUP][/SUP][/SUP]

I didn't even know anyone did it standing. But then again, it's not something that often comes up.

I wipe like a proper man [t]http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/ivanov_ark/ivanov_ark0712/ivanov_ark071200010/2173689-portable-belt-sander.jpg[/t]

I think the better question is...Do you scoop up or scrape down to wipe?

[QUOTE=Sadim;40708283]Is it true that Australians flush every five uses to preserve water?[/QUOTE] Toilets in Australia fill up a tiny tiny bit, as compared to American toilets that fill almost to the brim. First time I went to America I thought that I had insanely bad luck and [I]every[/I] toilet I tried was clogged because they were almost overflowing. I went so long without using a toilet before I tested one. I seriously thought they would overflow if I tried to flush.