:byobear:Go find your mother, beat her with a baseball bat until she can't defend herself anymore, and force her to drink it while video taping it.:pipe::ghost::coolfish:
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Chug it down baby!!! :frog:
[QUOTE=Xeno92;23757346]Put the bottle neck into your anus and pour it in.[/QUOTE]
A piss enema? :wtc:
What the fucking hell is wrong with you!? :geno:
Pour it down on a highway from a bridge.
Honestly!
How the hell did you quire this?
It is our business, cause you're asking us.
"It's dark because I drink mostly orange juice during the day" - I don't get that part.
He's too lethargic to get off the computer to piss, so he uses a bottle, hence the 2 liter bottle of piss.
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;23759836]Honestly!
How the hell did you quire this?
It is our business, cause you're asking us.
"It's dark because I drink mostly orange juice during the day" - I don't get that part.[/QUOTE]
He basically contradicts himself... he says he won't state how he acquired it, then states that it's dark because he drinks orange juice (admitting it's his own piss).
1: [img_thumb]http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5488/watergun.jpg[/img_thumb]
2: Use it as jarate.
3: Force someone to drink it.
4: Pour it in somebody's apple juice.
5: Freeze it. Make urine balls.
6: Do the same but with urine [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_sBlTiIEZQ&feature=fvst[/url]
7: Again, with urine [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00pYfvRvqow[/url]
chug
[QUOTE=StephenOrlov;23755847]Alright facepunch, let's get this straight.
[B]Do not ask me how I aquired this.[/B]
It's none of your business.
It's human urine, yes.
[B]It's dark because I drink mostly orange juice during the day.[/B]
[/QUOTE]
Well seems like we don't need to ask.
Put it in a liquor bottle and leave it in your basement.
Why the hell do you have 2 liters of piss sitting around?
[QUOTE=-Chief-;23760244]Why the hell do you have 2 liters of piss sitting around?[/QUOTE]
I've heard those WoW sessions get pretty long.
Jam the bottle into your tailpipe and start your car. Post results.
Stand on bridge over highway, dump on a open convertible driving by.
Post results...
[QUOTE=-n3o-;23756582]Urine is bacteriostatic (free from bacteria) and it is recommended for people who are lost at sea to drink urine rather than salt water. Urine is mostly water and can keep you alive case of dire survival situations.[/QUOTE]
So i'll bring it on me on hikes?
oh hikes take some fucking water.
Blast it with piss
Pour it back into your bladder through your urethra. Use a funnel. Post pics/video.
[QUOTE=-n3o-;23756582]Urine is bacteriostatic (free from bacteria) and it is recommended for people who are lost at sea to drink urine rather than salt water. Urine is mostly water and can keep you alive case of dire survival situations.[/QUOTE]
Urine is not toxic, though it can be irritating to skin and eyes and requires extra water for the body to process.
High concentrations in the blood can cause damage to organs of the body.
So, like 50/50 I guess.
[QUOTE=StephenOrlov;23755847]It's dark because I drink mostly orange juice during the day.
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You obviously have no idea what you're talking about.
Dark yellow urine is often indicative of dehydration.
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mah auto-merge :v:
[QUOTE=Busymonkey;23762344]You obviously have no idea what you're talking about.
Dark yellow urine is often indicative of dehydration.
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mah auto-merge :v:[/QUOTE]
Drinking water, clear piss.
Drinking orange, dark piss. (I've done the research myself)
Blast it with piss.
its fake
Drink it to acquire it's knowledge!
go for the world record of the most bottles filled with pee
Make another so you can craft them into pieces of metal.
Put it in a jar for 30 years, let it grow some funky worm inside it then refuse to just fucking open it
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