Hot girl + Duct tape + 2 liters of piss = One fun night.
You should probably sell it to someone who wants to pass a drug test.
Also i have the same shitty speakers that OP has.
Pour it down a toilet, then start getting off your lazy ass and use a toilet.
[QUOTE=Zeloutional;23756031]Facepunch is strange... Rate me late, I guess.[/QUOTE]
No, just lots of people who have no hobbies or friends.
[QUOTE=Busymonkey;23762299]Urine is not toxic, though it can be irritating to skin and eyes and requires extra water for the body to process.
High concentrations in the blood can cause damage to organs of the body.
So, like 50/50 I guess.[/QUOTE]
Numerous survival instructors and guides, including the US Army Field Manual, advise against drinking urine for survival. These guides explain that drinking urine tends to worsen, rather than relieve dehydration due to the salts in it, and that urine should not be consumed in a survival situation, even when there is no other fluid available.
"LOOK AT ME I'M SO COOL I PISSED IN A BOTTLE LOVE ME FACEPUNCH"
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I don't know OP, you could put it in an apple juice carton and give it to a homeless man?
[QUOTE=jesse1412;23766029]Numerous survival instructors and guides, including the US Army Field Manual, advise against drinking urine for survival. These guides explain that drinking urine tends to worsen, rather than relieve dehydration due to the salts in it, and that urine should not be consumed in a survival situation, even when there is no other fluid available.[/QUOTE]
I guess we have an excuse to eat our semen then.
i did this once, when I needed to pee so bad but someone was in the bath room.
I felt so bad about it, it's gross.
Walk up to the person you hate, un-screw the cap a bit then chuck it at them.
Loosen the cap and throw it out the window at somebody, yell "catch".
Also film it.
Pour it in an ice cube tray and make piss cubes
Maybe throw it away?
Were you like too lazy to go to the bathroom and just used that?
are you just too lazy to get up and piss or something
[QUOTE=M_B;23772659]are you just too lazy to get up and piss or something[/QUOTE]
Put it in your moms cup at dinner and watch the fun. Also, he probably is too lazy to get up and pee. (BTW, how do you have 31,000+ posts? Even if you joined 2005 that's insane.)
[QUOTE=Busymonkey;23762344]You obviously have no idea what you're talking about.
Dark yellow urine is often indicative of dehydration.
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mah auto-merge :v:[/QUOTE]
Actually, yellow urine indicates a high amount of vitamin intake, mainly vitamin C or B. Take a B-12 vitamin, wait an hour, and go pee.
Also, like my new avatar?
[QUOTE=BlueFlash;23773128]Actually, yellow urine indicates a high amount of vitamin intake, mainly vitamin C or B. Take a B-12 vitamin, wait an hour, and go pee.
Also, like my new avatar?[/QUOTE]
And clear pee is a sign of being hydrated.
[QUOTE=Nohj;23773232]And clear pee is a sign of being hydrated.[/QUOTE]
Well the reason why is because you're getting so much extra fluid with no extra vitamins, so it's expelling the excess water without any additional waste products.
[quote=kimr120;23757205]jarate![/quote]
do it and take a pic
[QUOTE=Billy mays`;23772984]Put it in your moms cup at dinner and watch the fun. Also, he probably is too lazy to get up and pee. (BTW, how do you have 31,000+ posts? Even if you joined 2005 that's insane.)[/QUOTE]
idk lol XD
Pour it all over yourself and fap.
hit some enemy spies with it.
Pick up the can, put it on the street with a sign "piss" on it, film it. Maybe someone does something funny.
Why the fuck would anyone piss in a bottle, it's disgusting.
Put it up for sale on Ebay/Amazon and see if anyone buys it.
Jarate!!!!
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