I have a deep fascination with death, suicide, and love.
It's really hard to loose weight. I exercised 1 hour a day, 6 days a week. In 1 month I lost like 2kg. Then I kinda lost motivation and Im still embarassed to look in the mirror with my shirt off.
Whenever I receive mysterious phone calls from people I don't know, I pretend i'm an Italian goomba working at a greasy pizzeria.
[QUOTE=El Burro;46938488]I haven't had a haircut in over 10 years and it's nearly 4ft long, I've been told by women on more than a few occasions that I give them 'hair envy'.[/QUOTE]Due to my Asian genes, and my longer hair, my girlfriend and multiple other girls envy the fact I wake up with styled hair, no need to straighten it. Just brush for a minute and all done. It's nice.
I really need a haircut.
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;46940349]When I was four, I almost drowned. I spent the next eight years unable to swim and being terrified of of going more then two feet in water.
At the age of three, my dad got me a halloween themed teddy bear that I called "pumpkin bear" because of it's jack-o-latern theme, and I always kept it next to my pillow up until I was sixteen... One night my sister brought over her dog, and it went into my room and tore my teddy bear apart. I originally tried to get my mom to stitch it back up, but because of how bad it was, she was unable to do much outside of patching it up. I kept it like that for another month before my sister came over again, and her dog tore it up again. This time the damage was so bad that it wasn't fixable, and I ended up going into my room and blacked out from being upset.
For the next year, I never figured out what happened to it, and I was later told that I ended up walking out of my room again and begging my mom to fix it, and when she said she couldn't I dropped it on the ground crying, and went back to my room. They threw it away, and never told me thinking I remembered. I spent roughly six hours shuffling through my childhood boxes in my room as I was leaving Arizona in a frantic fear that I lost it, and when I found out what happened, I walked out into the desert and spent about an hour crying.[/QUOTE]
Damn dude. I still have my stuffed animals from when I was little, I don't think I'll ever throw them out.
Can't imagine how I would react if they got lost or destroyed.
I have often considered starting up the Facepunch Anonymous Confessional again.
I am 21 years old and I had no idea up until 5 minutes ago that February had an r after the b.
Help.
[QUOTE=NorthernFall;46941715]I am 21 years old and I had no idea up until 5 minutes ago that February had an r after the b.
Help.[/QUOTE]
I don't blame you, nobody ever pronounces it "Feb-Ru-Ary", it's always "Feb-Yu-Ary"
[QUOTE=NorthernFall;46941715]I am 21 years old and I had no idea up until 5 minutes ago that February had an r after the b.
Help.[/QUOTE]
wait... what the fuck??? Where the christ did the r come from
Im learning the clannad after story op on piano in secret for no real reason.
I had something to say here but it would dumb me and probably have me in a ban.
[QUOTE=LexDragon;46941922]I had something to say here but it would dumb me and probably have me in a ban.[/QUOTE]
spoiler tag it with a warning probably?
[QUOTE=LexDragon;46941922]I had something to say here but it would dumb me and probably have me in a ban.[/QUOTE]
Maybe you shouldn't shitpost on people's profiles and you wouldn't have that issue.
I don't watch porn.
[QUOTE=LexDragon;46941922]I had something to say here but it would dumb me and probably have me in a ban.[/QUOTE]
that would be nice tia
My girlfriend wants to fuck me soon
Yesterday I took a shit that looked like a croissant and put a belt around my neck once da,mn wish I had my phone to take a picture of the croissant shit
When I was a kid I thought Australia was a part of Austria. :v:
I always feel like I'll accidentally say "nigga" at the most inopportune times.
I often just really want to have a wank, and I'll do my best to get people to leave without it being suspicious.
I often look up the definitions of words I already know, because I feel like I need to be 100% sure that I'm using them correctly.
[QUOTE=Sonic Fan;46942537]When I was a kid I thought Australia was a part of Austria. :v:[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, there's still some people who think that... Or think that Australia is Austria.
[QUOTE=NorthernFall;46941715]I am 21 years old and I had no idea up until 5 minutes ago that February had an r after the b.
Help.[/QUOTE]
I didn't know that either until like last year.
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;46942609]I often say [I]Canadia[/I] instead of Canada, it's them damn Canadans I tell you.[/QUOTE]
I sometimes call Norway [i]Norwegia[/i] :v:
I feel like I might be too scatterbrained and disorganized to actually focus on anything, so I think I lose interest very quickly and get bored very easily.
I also get very bad anxiety and blood pressure, and typically pace around, but nothing calms me down and I end up getting massive headaches.
Personality wise, there are things I don't wish to admit about it unless it's in private, as it'd might make me seem more unpleasant than I am.
Since me and my girl fell apart I spoon with my cat every night to avoid the horrible thought train just before sleep.
[QUOTE=Nekro;46939849]Thanks to being the dumbest 14/15/16 yr old ever I'm now stuck with this dumb ass username, not just on here but places like flickr too[/QUOTE]
It's not that bad
believe me
:v:
i only really listen to psychedelic rock and metal
but whenever i'm walking through school first thing in the morning i have to listen to geto boys
[editline]16th January 2015[/editline]
don't judge me facepunch
I'm obsessed beyond reason with the Yogscast. I've even burned some of their Minecraft series' onto fucking DVD's and fall asleep watching them every night. Help.
EDIT: fuck, you guys are acting like I said I was obsessed with Pewdiepie. Jeez.
[QUOTE=Doctor_Brony;46943636]I'm obsessed beyond reason with the Yogscast. I've even burned some of their Minecraft series' onto fucking DVD's and fall asleep watching them every night. Help.[/QUOTE]
Everything about you screams obsessive 11 year old
Me and my mate Ryan cheated on a very important vocabulary test and broke the curve for the others that didn't pass, our teacher now praises us and says our classmates should be more like us,i still feel a bit guilty.
[QUOTE=WrathOfCat;46943742]Everything about you screams obsessive 11 year old[/QUOTE]
I'm 17 though...
And I've mentioned many times I'm autistic
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