I swear when I get a place of my own it's going to fucking overflow with unicorn shit.
So I've never told anyone before but... when I was 7 and moved in with my guardian I was afraid of the dark and I sleep in the basement so I asked my guardian to sleep with me. That led to 2 years of sexual abuse in my sleep. It led to me having a monotonic teenage life until I completely forgot about it. It also led to a big effect on my emotions where I can not care about a lot of things, including my family. I once got the cops called on me by my guardian because I had anger issues and ran at the cop. Told him to shoot me in the head and got sent to a mental ward in a hospital for 2 weeks.
yeah.
[QUOTE=joshuadim;46950834]I sometimes cry myself to sleep because the girl I currently love is with someone else and the relationship I'm in right now is going nowhere.[/QUOTE]
Why are people giving you friendly hearts? If you're in a relationship whilst loving someone else that's probably why it's going nowhere? Man up and be honest with that girl rather than drag her along through your mental state. Dick.
my stepmom tried to kill my dad
I think Baneposting is hilarious and constantly giggle to myself about it when I should be thinking about other things.
[QUOTE=SpaceLink;46951048]Why are people giving you friendly hearts? If you're in a relationship whilst loving someone else that's probably why it's going nowhere? Man up and be honest with that girl rather than drag her along through your mental state. Dick.[/QUOTE]
I'm in this relationship so I don't feel lonely. Being lonely is what nearly drove me mad.
[QUOTE=Kirbunny431;46951174]I think Baneposting is hilarious and constantly giggle to myself about it when I should be thinking about other things.[/QUOTE]
I will Banepost until I FUCKING DIE. Just not on Facepunch, you guys are too high class for my simple ways. I respect that.
[QUOTE=joshuadim;46951227]I'm in this relationship so I don't feel lonely. Being lonely is what nearly drove me mad.[/QUOTE]
Meanwhile, this poor girl who loves you and is there for you too feel the exact opposite is being lied to everyday whilst her man cries himself to sleep over another girl? Please. Don't look for sympathy when you are the cause of your problems.
My dick bends to the left and I think it's because I've always masturbated with my right hand.
I fap with the door wide open so I can hear somebody coming.
Two years and I've never been caught
[QUOTE=StickyWicket;46951270]My dick bends to the left and I think it's because I've always masturbated with my right hand.[/QUOTE]
i thought i was the only one who had this problem
speaking of masturbating i'm fucking addicted
i beat my dick like it owes me money
[QUOTE=SpaceLink;46951248]Meanwhile, this poor girl who loves you and is there for you too feel the exact opposite is being lied to everyday whilst her man cries himself to sleep over another girl? Please. Don't look for sympathy when you are the cause of your problems.[/QUOTE]
I never asked for sympathy, especially yours. I do think about ending it with her but I don't know how to do it without hurting her or myself. She's a good person and I don't want to hurt her. Besides, we aren't really intimate and I suspect she's with me to not be lonely as well. We're Friends pretty much but we aren't FOR each other. Before we fill up this thread any more relationship drama, lets stop here and get back on topic.
Sometimes when I wait in the car before school I start yelling and making fun of things that bother me.
Since it's like 7:30 in the morning nobody hears me in the car anyway.
[QUOTE=joshuadim;46951281]I never asked for sympathy, especially yours. I do think about ending it with her but I don't know how to do it without hurting her or myself. She's a good person and I don't want to hurt her. Besides, we aren't really intimate and I suspect she's with me to not be lonely as well. We're Friends pretty much but we aren't FOR each other. Before we fill up this thread any more relationship drama, lets stop here and get back on topic.[/QUOTE]
Sort your shit out man, you don't want to hurt her? Have you been reading what I've said.
[QUOTE=joshuadim;46951281]I never asked for sympathy, especially yours. I do think about ending it with her but I don't know how to do it without hurting her or myself. She's a good person and I don't want to hurt her. Besides, we aren't really intimate and I suspect she's with me to not be lonely as well. We're Friends pretty much but we aren't FOR each other. Before we fill up this thread any more relationship drama, lets stop here and get back on topic.[/QUOTE]
Breaking up with a girl will hurt a lot for a little, and less overall then wasting years in a relationship with someone who doesn't love you. It'll also hurt less the less time she was in it. If you really don't want to hurt her, end the relationship.
[QUOTE=Yummy Pie;46951276]I fap with the door wide open so I can hear somebody coming.
Two years and I've never been caught[/QUOTE]
That's actually pretty sick if you mean in a bathroom or something where people might actually go.
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I just do it on the couch in the living room, 'cause that's where my shit is. Sometimes people come into the room and I just keep it under a blanket for a minute while using my laptop with one hand.
[editline]17th January 2015[/editline]
I'd definitely recommend having a blanket next to you when you wank, it'll make your ass cheeks sweat if you keep it on, but it will save the fuck out of you when somebody enters the room.
[editline]17th January 2015[/editline]
what the fuck am I doing
[QUOTE=tempunary;46951279]i thought i was the only one who had this problem
speaking of masturbating i'm fucking addicted
[B][U]
i beat my dick like it owes me money[/U][/B][/QUOTE]
That's a phrase for the books.
I once made the mistake of shitting before throwing up in the toilet...
I won't make that mistake again after drinking.
I have a fetish for casual public handjobs
One time my father walked in on me wanking, left the room for five minutes and came back, gave me a brief talk on how many porn sites can't be trusted and then suggested redtube.
My parrot died about 2 years now and I still can't get myself to get over it. It's better now but I still feel guilty for not doing enough for him or spending enough time with him and what I could have done better.
At least, that is I assume, because it hurts not knowing if I did the right thing or not for him, he was able to fly around the house, his home doors were always open and we fed him various foods, he even sneakily ate some of he could not eat.
He lived, even though we are not sure pretty long for a parrot and started having health issues.
You just can't prepare yourself for something like that.
Yesterday my father, He has adult muscular dystrophy and is at the age 62, fell in the first floor bathroom and thankfully he has been admitted into the hospital. It made me realize I have to take care of myself so that I can be as strong as my mother. My mother used a sperm donor which can tell me it started to go into some effect before my birth, before 17-18+ years at the least. As he has developed it taught me to sympathize even more with those in the condition.
Thankfully it gave me the courage to call someone I knew since last year for comfort.
When I first started exercising and getting fit after a life of being severely underweight, it was because I liked this girl I met who was on the track team (I was assigned to library council because I chose not to select a club to join). I guess it was some misguided attempt to impress her or something
Flash-forward to a year later where I'm at a 5 minute mile and hoping to one day get at a 4 minute mile (impossible). I also did transfer from library council to track after acing their trials. Somewhere along the line I stopped liking the girl though.
I've never mentioned this to any of my friends apart from one guy because it's extremely embarrassing for me to admit the only reason I stopped leading an unhealthy sedentary lifestyle was because I used to like this girl. Most of them just think I decided to randomly start exercising and be good at it. To illustrate a few years back, to run a mile and half(2.4km) it would take me 18-19mins now it would take me about 9+mins.
Just as well since my conscription is coming up in 4 months time at least I'll go in fit
I secretly love the film [I]Hairspray.[/I]
I hate the idea of how animals are slaughtered yet I love KFC (and go there fairly often) and meat in general
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I punched somebody and it felt good.
I regularly fake friendliness with coworkers I hate.
Sometimes while I'm going to sleep I'll jump myself by accident because I lose track of my breathing.
I also occasionally feel faint for a few seconds before returning to normal, but this occurs only about every 4 months.
My sister runs a gore blog on tumblr.
I saved a drowning kid once.
Which would be more impressive if he didn't start drowning when I was supposed to keep a watch on him :v:
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