I don't play Skyrim with nude mods. Instead I used more blood and gore mods. Fuck tits, I'm in it for the blood.
My life consists of writing algorithms and breaking hearts.
I had sex with a giant shrek plush when I was 13
:)
[QUOTE=fudge blood;46956108]I had sex with a giant shrek plush when I was 13
:)[/QUOTE]
Were you the subject of that one copypasta
I try out some of the most foolish and childish things such as air instruments, robo-dancing, and singing and acting while no one is home. Sometimes I sing a bit too loud in the showers.
I was almost a dad once. It was when i was with one of my girlfriends in Sophomore year of High School, my first girlfriend actually, and our condom broke and we didn't find out she was pregnant until around three or four months down the line and she got drunk and fell down the stairs and went to the doctor for it. It was twins. They'd have been about four by now i think. It really fucked me up for a while but, bad as it kinda sounds, i'm over it now.
[editline] Jan 17 2014 [/editline]
Fucking hilarious bit about this is a few months later she left me for some Mexican guy, had a kid with him and he bailed on her cause he didn't want it or her.
[editline] Jan 17 2014 [/editline]
Oh, also when things started going down hill, she tried to claim that i raped her three times. Luckily i was friends with basically the whole school and everyone knew that i always try to be the best person i can be and that i'd never do that so she was basically told to go fuck herself by all of our mutual friends. That shit is almost as abhorrent as the act itself because everyone will usually side with the woman and it ruins lives without proof.
Man, High School sucked.
I had to go through the stress of my gf being pregnant or not about 3 times already. She's got implanon so technically we should be safe but always stressing when she's missed her time of the month.
[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;46957241]I was almost a dad once. It was when i was with one of my girlfriends in Sophomore year of High School, my first girlfriend actually, and our condom broke and we didn't find out she was pregnant until around three or four months down the line and she got drunk and fell down the stairs and went to the doctor for it. It was twins. They'd have been about four by now i think. It really fucked me up for a while but, bad as it kinda sounds, i'm over it now.
[editline] Jan 17 2014 [/editline]
Fucking hilarious bit about this is a few months later she left me for some Mexican guy, had a kid with him and he bailed on her cause he didn't want it or her.
[editline] Jan 17 2014 [/editline]
Oh, also when things started going down hill, she tried to claim that i raped her three times. Luckily i was friends with basically the whole school and everyone knew that i always try to be the best person i can be and that i'd never do that so she was basically told to go fuck herself by all of our mutual friends. That shit is almost as abhorrent as the act itself because everyone will usually side with the woman and it ruins lives without proof.
Man, High School sucked.[/QUOTE]
I read this before the edits and my heart melted with a cute teen love story, I come back and shit has escalated. I hope you're both happy now atleast!
[QUOTE=SpaceLink;46957376]I read this before the edits and my heart melted with a cute teen love story, I come back and shit has escalated. I hope you're both happy now atleast![/QUOTE]
Ha, sorry about that. I'm certainly happy, i don't know about her, i haven't talked to her since then now that i think about it.
[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;46957393]Ha, sorry about that. I'm certainly happy, i don't know about her, i haven't talked to her since then now that i think about it.[/QUOTE]
The way the story was going I'm just glad you didn't come back saying she's dead or some shit. My emotions are fragile.
When I'm walking down a hallway alone I pretend I have super powers controlling electricity as a super hero that I made up when I was 10.
And yes, that is the origin of my username
I try to avoid shaving my legs as much as possible because I HATE it. Only time I do it is when I'm forced to, AKA bathing suits, to avoid rude comments.
Personally I think it's the only reason anyone does it, that and stupid advertising campaigns. For me it almost always bothers the shit out of my skin which is sensitive to begin with.
Also I believe in ghosts and ufo's. I seen a bunch of 'em too. In fact, about a month ago I saw this orange glowy thingy flying the opposite direction of the usual flight path by my boyfriend's place. It was travelling slow and had some sort of weird cloudy wake IN FRONT of it. Looked like a meteor at first but that fucker was hovering. It freaked me out. :tinfoil:
when i'm alone in the house i try to sing along with the songs i'm listening to
I got a gimmick account banned here by telling them to post that cat in lmao pics :(
[QUOTE=ProfHappycat7;46957557]when i'm alone in the house i try to sing along with the songs i'm listening to[/QUOTE]
I do this with purely instrumental music.
I'm just moving my mouth going "whchaghrahcvahhWRRRRWRRRR"
I'm glad I only do it while alone
[QUOTE=GamerChick;46957529]I try to avoid shaving my legs as much as possible because I HATE it. Only time I do it is when I'm forced to, AKA bathing suits, to avoid rude comments.
Personally I think it's the only reason anyone does it, that and stupid advertising campaigns. For me it almost always bothers the shit out of my skin which is sensitive to begin with.[/QUOTE]
I seem to be the complete opposite.
I'm a guy, a cis guy, no gender dysphoria at all and I keep my legs shaved. Doing it feels pretty satisfying, they look better, and I [I]looove[/I] feeling the smoothness. The comments I get on how feminine my legs look aren't unwelcome, either :v:
And funnily enough, even though my school uniform I had to wear last year was shorts, no one seemed to really have noticed or cared that my legs were hairless. Not as stigmatised as I thought, I guess.
[QUOTE=ProfHappycat7;46957557]when i'm alone in the house i try to sing along with the songs i'm listening to[/QUOTE]
I'm an extremely loud singer.
Funny, all the girls I had relationships with turned into horrible people after.
6th grade was a cute girl whom I was her first real boyfriend. She broke up with me a few weeks later and promptly built up cred as being the biggest slut in the city, moving from clique to clique sucking all the dick she could.
We never did it, virginity remained until first year of college.
Fastfoward to 9th grade, my friends set me up with a girl who never had a real relationship. We broke up because she was mad at me for no apparent reason and promptly hooked up with every guy she could, including some 25 year old thug despite being my age. Aparrently she became the most hated girl at her school and had to transfer because she was a prick to everyone and kept loudly exclaiming about how she wanted dick (literally).
Again, never did it. :v:
Next was mid senior. A quiet girl whom I was friends with because a mutual attraction, and we became rather good friends. She was mondo introverted because she was bullied constantly in middle school because of her weight, but by the time I met her she became a total hottie and lost all of it. After 2 or 3 "dates", she friendzoned me, ditched her circle of friends, suddenly got a bunch of new ones, dated the youngest and creepiest, because a backstabbing bitch, started shittons of drama on facebook, and started gaining a lot of the weight she lost. She also ditched with her new boyfriend A LOT, and I think got her acceptance to a nice college revoked. Last I saw her she still had the cold stare she gained after that.
Last was my longest relationship halfway through my first year in college, which went smoothly until we had to break because of my inability of carrying her emotional baggage (she was also gaining a lot of weight but I never said that part). She's now a huge pothead and may be an alcoholic despite not turning 21 for another month.
Yeah that felt good to get out.
My first time trying to get a girl to go out I fucked it up hard
I told my friends I liked this one girl so they dared me to ask her out. Went up and asked her out.
Worked better than expected as she said yeah, then thought i'd blow it during the date and cancelled
not just any cancelling. Somewhere in my 6th grade mind I thought it would be good to email her saying no.
and we never spoke ever again
[QUOTE=Boookie;46953692]I hate the idea of how animals are slaughtered yet I love KFC (and go there fairly often) and meat in general[/QUOTE]
fuck i spend so much money on chicken wings at and ribs but damn shits gooood
I still like getting chicken tenders at restaurants
Here's something secret
I really like mountain dew. It's my favourite carbonated drink, and it's pretty cheap where I live, too.
9 times out of 10 when I go to the bathroom and see my reflection, I end up admiring how "good I'm looking" for like 3-5 minutes. It's a real problem that makes me late for stuff.
[QUOTE=Half-Dead;46958382]9 times out of 10 when I go to the bathroom and see my reflection, I end up admiring how "good I'm looking" for like 3-5 minutes. It's a real problem that makes me late for stuff.[/QUOTE]
When someone on facepunch says they are good looking I want to see a picture.
Lately, my gas-passing has been exceptionally sulphurous. It's terrible. If I'm with friends, I usually pass my gas quite discreetly since I can do it quietly and it barely smells at all, but for the past two weeks I've been really afraid of doing so in company because the smell is just that bad, so I hold it in for longer and that doesn't exactly help the olfactory situation in St. Brown's Train Station. It's this rancid, heavy, dry stench. I haven't changed my diet in any particular way, either. Are my intestines depressed or do I just have ass-cancer? Am I die???
Every time an automated door opens in front of me I do a Jedi hand motion
[editline]18th January 2015[/editline]
I do it inconspicuously though so no-one will notice
[QUOTE=GamerChick;46957529]I try to avoid shaving my legs as much as possible because I HATE it. Only time I do it is when I'm forced to, AKA bathing suits, to avoid rude comments.
Personally I think it's the only reason anyone does it, that and stupid advertising campaigns. For me it almost always bothers the shit out of my skin which is sensitive to begin with.[/QUOTE]
Leg shaving is the most stupid thing the modern world invented. I just don't see the point of doing it.
[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;46959800]Leg shaving is the most stupid thing the modern world invented. I just don't see the point of doing it.[/QUOTE]
But my legs feel soooo good smooth.
I have been told several times that I have a wonderful singing voice, and have even been offered a scholarship, which I refused, because of it. Despite all that I still have this fear that I might not live up to the expectations of people so I only sing if I have to, or if I'm alone.
After living in spain for 15 years I am moving back to the UK to take care of my 91 year old grandad after my dad recently passed away who was before taking care of him,everyone tells me how great a person I am for moving and I am in "example" to others.
Spain is a fucking corrupt shithole and I cannot wait to leave it,UK is a 10 times better place to live & this is just a good excuse to move from a shitty country A bully of EX-GF I'm forced to live with (whos taking my laptop and furniture because "I deserve it after living with you for 8 years") and A mother who seems to think I'm her fucking carer who texts me 20-30 times a day telling me how horrible things are when she has a full time decent well paid job but she believes she too good for it and caused me to get depression. I will be taking care of my grandad but he's more together than I am (I'm 24) and I have more respect for him than anyone else on this planet and I will be honered to care for him after putting up with so much shit over 91 years.
Also The money I got back from my deposit for my apartment (which I paid for) my ex-gf said she "deserved" to pay for rental on storing furniture in our house...(yeah..WUT?)I told her my bank absorbed it on bills I owe before I leave spain....it actually went to get all the stuff on my amazon wish list to my new place in the UK,So when I arrive I will have a Better laptop,Nvidia shield,Wii U,LG G watch R and 27 inch ultra wide monitor waiting for me....because I paid every fucking bill ever given to me unlike her.
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